MARANA, Ariz. -- Tiger Woods will end nearly three months of silence Friday when he speaks publicly for the first time since his middle-of-the-night car accident sparked stunning revelations of infidelity. However, his agent said Woods will not take any questions from a small group of media. "This is not a press conference," Mark Steinberg said Wednesday, adding Woods will speak about his past and what he plans next, along with apologizing for his behavior. It will be Woods' first public appearance since Nov. 27, when he crashed his SUV into a tree outside his Florida home. Woods' only comments since then have been made through his Web site. Steinberg said Woods is to speak at 11 a.m. Friday from the clubhouse at the TPC Sawgrass in Ponte Vedra Beach, Fla., home of the PGA Tour. "This is all about the next step," Steinberg told The Associated Press. "He's looking forward to it."I can't tell if I'm more excited to see what Tiger actually says, if his teeth are still intact or if he's still wearing that man beard from sex rehab. It's just all very exciting. They say he's gonna talk about his past. Does that mean he'll hand out tips on how to pimp? Maybe tell all the men out there to use him as a cautionary tale. Make sure the whore you're banging removes her name off of her phone in case the wifey catches you sexting her. But in all honesty I hope he tells us what we already know. That he's a really, really, really big scumbag who has one hell of a golf game.
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