Things To Think About While Wondering How Heavy Sean Payton's Balls Of Steel Are

-First series of the game, 3rd and 2 from their own 30 and the Saints go for the deep ball to set the tone. Loved it.

- Try to punch it in on 4th and goal instead of the field goal? Loved it.

-Kick an onside kick to begin the 2nd half? BALLS OF STEEL! I wanna know what the odds were on that happening.

-Throw the challenge flag on a 2 pt. conversion and risk losing a timeout? What does Sean Payton have for breakfast? Probably rusty nails and a glass of gin.

-Fuck yeah, I jumped on the Saints bandwagon for this game. I'll jump on the Bin Laden train too if he's going head to head against a Manning.

-I can't stand Colts fans. I've never seen so many people who are so confident in themselves for so little reasons. You have Peyton Manning. He's fantastic. But he doesn't do shit for you when he's on the sidelines watching your defense get picked apart by Brees and 4 mediocre receivers.

-Peyton isn't better than Tom Brady. Peyton isn't even better than Drew Brees. Congrats on going 9-9 in the playoffs.

-The Who? Guys who enjoyed that performance are the guys who just went out and bought an amp for their bass or are dating a chick named Pam. Or anyone over 50. Give us Springsteen every year. That's the only American thing to do.

-Jeremy Shockey is a dude.

-There isn't one player on the Colts who is a dude. Even Donald Brown. I saw him at a DMB concert and he wasn't drinking. But Tyler Lorenzen was and dat dude just won a ring.

-What song do you think Brees' kid was listening to when he had those headphones on after the game? A small part of me hopes it was Teach Your Children Well by Crosby, Stills and Nash. And a large part of me hopes it was Real Motherfucking G'z by Eazy-E.

-Babies listening to west coast rap is a guaranteed chuckle.

-I like how Brees spreads the ball around. It's exactly what the Pats used to before they got Moss and Welker. You'd wanna pass to everybody else on your team too if you had Reche Caldwell as your top guy.

-Drew Brees is dude of the year. I mean yeah Tom Brady is my guy but Brees is like the regular guy's guy. He's been underrated his whole life. 2 inches too short, little too light, not a strong enough arm. San Diego kicked him out, Miami said fuck off, he kept swimming up river. He's the inspiration for the average man. Just makes me feel good.

-You ever read Into The Wild? Happiness isn't real unless it's shared. Picture of the year right there.