John Mayer Is a Bit Of a Scum Bag

If you thought John Mayer's recent Rolling Stone interview had too much information, wait till you read his upcoming Playboy interview. It's online, and highlights include more information about sex, his penis, Jennifer Aniston and Jessica Simpson than readers may ever want. On his love of porn: When I watch porn, if it's not hot enough, I'll make up backstories in my mind. My biggest dream is to write pornography. On Jennifer Aniston: We just have a regard for each other's feelings that is pretty intense. It's been a deep relationship, and it's no longer taking place at all. Have you ever loved somebody, loved her completely, but had to end the relationship for life reasons? ... One of the most significant differences between us was that I was tweeting. There was a rumor that I had been dumped because I was tweeting too much. That wasn't it, but that was a big difference. The brunt of her success came before TMZ and Twitter. I think she's still hoping it goes back to 1998. She saw my involvement in technology as courting distraction. And I always said, "These are the new rules."... I'll always be sorry that it didn't last. In some ways I wish I could be with her. But I can't change the fact that I need to be 32. On his 2006-07 relationship with Jessica Simpson: That girl, for me, is a drug. And drugs aren't good for you if you do lots of them. Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me... Sexually it was crazy. That's all I'll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm...There are people in the world who have the power to change our values. Have you ever been with a girl who made you want to quit the rest of your life? Did you ever say, "I want to quit my life and just fuckin' snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to fuck you, I would start selling all my shit just to keep fucking you."

Dude. What the fuck? I'm not ashamed to say I like his music. If it's gay for a guy to like it then I'm the biggest queen you'll ever meet. There seemed to be some real truth and emotion in it but then you go and read interviews of him actually talking and now I'm not so sure. Who does this guy think he is? I don't think he even knows who the fuck he is. You wanna be this sensitive, hurt, emotional guy in your music then be it. But you can't turn the song off and go out and do interviews and act like your some musical bad boy like Sean Avery. Talking about how wild Jessica Simpson is in bed. It's weird and desperate and rude. By being 2 different people you just come off as a fraud. And to add to it, you keep talking about how much you love Jessca Simpson and Jennifer Aniston as if you had something real. Hey idiot, those chicks go through guys like a baby goes through diapers. Your dick was just the hot trend. It's like The Sopranos. It's over. Time to find a new show.