Disney Stars Nicole Anderson and Chelsea Kane Staub Rumored Caught on Camera Snorting Cocaine

RadarOnline.com reported yesterday that two unnamed young Hollywood actresses were caught on camera snorting cocaine. In the video their faces are blurred out so we can't tell for sure who the girls are but it is rumored to be Disney stars Nicole Anderson and Chelsea Kane Staub who are both on the Jonas Brothers show. Anderson is 20 while Kane is 22.

In the video they snort coke with $100 bills while some rich white dudes use racial slurs. Oh, Hollywood! Chelsea Kane will appear on the 12th season of Dancing with the Stars which starts on Monday. Perfect timing! I think the funniest part of this whole thing is that if you watch the video below you can see someone clearly uploaded multiple videos of them snorting coke and even timestamped them. One was called "Snort out of a one- 12:37 am" and the other "Coke Table- 1:07am". Doing coke is crazy but doing it at 12:37am?!? Sheenis Envy. This video would actually be cool if their faces weren't blurred and they were naked making out with each other. They should take a page out of Demi Lovato's book. You can't let an 18-year-old embarrass you on the party circuit like that.

Speaking of young Disney stars who like to party and do cocaine Demi Lovato, she finally returned to twitter yesterday. Demi hadn't tweeted since October 28th, around the time when she left the Jonas Brothers tour to enter rehab. I'm not sure how we all survived without Demi tweeting the past 5 months. The Jonas brothers seem to be linked to all these incidents and I really hope they are huge closet partiers that put Chuck Sheen to shame. I bet they hide coke in their jewelry/purity rings, Cruel Intentions style.

Is it a coincidence that Ugg Boots For Men and Demi Lovato came back on the same day? I think not.

Paris Hilton Smuggles Drugs In Her Vagina

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Lady Gaga Does Coke

No not that kind of coke.


Oh yeah, that kind of coke. Apparently Lady Gaga still does coke "a couple times a year", but don't worry guys, she's still "terrified of heroine." This isn't really a surprise because Lady Gaga totally looks like a coke head. I think it's awesome. Drugs are tight, weird celebrities are tight, so I love weird celebrities on drugs! Gaga did insist on saying she does not condone her fans doing the drugs and hopes they won't. But she's lying. Drugs are tight.

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From Paris With Love

This movie may as well have been your average romantic comedy. I feel as though "The Bounty Hunter" will have more believable action and certainly a better bad guy (even if it is Jennifer Aniston). I have no problems ruining the movie for you by giving you a simple play-by-play so as to not ruin your day by providing too many details about the movie itself.

Jonathan Rhys Meyers, you may know him as King Henry VIII on "The Tudors", plays a youngster working for the US Ambassador in Paris named James Reece. Reece gets assigned to work with Charlie Wax (John Travolta), a top agent whose methods are the only thing more outrageous than his assumptions. Although a loose cannon at times, Wax basically discovers that Reece's newly announced fiance is actually a french terrorist and I'm pissed off I didn't see it coming. The bitch proposes to the guy in like the second scene, what the shit kind of woman proposes to a man and if you're thinking about the movie "Leap Year" right now then you have either not seen it or fully understand that Amy Adams was the bad guy in that movie as well. The best part is, Reece confronts his fiance at the end while she has a bomb strapped to her chest. He eventually shoots her in the head (finally ending the movie) but not until he is done crying to her about betrayal and how he still loves her... seriously? I would rather be subject to the pilot episode of Teletubbies than have to watch this again..... SOBER, which is why I have taken the liberty to come up with some sweet drinking rules to help wash this one down:

Drink...

... every time Reece speaks a different language than English
... every time Wax (Travolta) says any variation of the work 'Fuck' (i.e. Mother-fuckers)
... every time Reece says the name of his fiance, Caroline (he pronounces it Caro-leen and its enough to drive you to drink regardless)
... every time you see Reece's cell phone or the ring Caroline proposed to him with
... once you finally realize the movie is not about cocaine

And if you wanna pass out before the movie is over...

... CHUG every time Wax kills someone or some group of assassins