"Dancing with the Stars" Top 6 Dance Videos

Last night the Top 6 from "Dancing with the Stars" Season 12 each danced two dances. The first dance was either to Lady GaGa's "Born This Way" or Ke$ha's "We R Who We R". Three couples - Chelsea Kane & Mark Ballas, Ralph Macchio & Karina Smirnoff and Romeo & Chelsie Hightower - danced to Lady GaGa's "Born This Way" while the other 3 - Hines Ward & Kym Johnson, Kirstie Alley & Maksim Chmerkovskiy and Kendra Wilkinson & Louis Van Amstel - danced to Ke$ha's "We R Who We R". Obviously Kirstie Alley got tired after the first dance and kept forcing ABC to take commercial breaks so she could catch her breath before her second dance. She also forced Chelsea Kane to supply her with "enough coke to keep a fatty from getting tired while dancing" Anywho, here are the second dances from each of the 6 finalists last night:

Dancing with the Stars' Karina Smirnoff Playboy Pictures NSFW

Karina Smirnoff, a professional dancer on Dancing with the Stars, recently did a Playboy shoot and it's awesome. Everyone on Dancing with the Stars has a ridiculous body and most of them are hot but Karina is from Ukraine which means she's crazy in the sack. I have nothing to back that up but it's probably true and it sounds good so I'm going with it.

Hugh Hefner called the shoot "unforgettable" and it's rare when an 85 year old man is right but that's the case here. Karina Smirnoff is awesome, so awesome in fact that I wikied her. After a quick read of her wiki page I learned that she dated Mario Lopez after she was his Dancing with the Stars partner. Pretty strong. I then learned that she dated fellow Dancing with the Stars dancer Maksim Chmerkovskiy and they got engaged but broke it off. Strong on both counts (Maksim is a good looking dude #nohomo but no one likes a married hot chick). I then learned that she got engaged to MLB pitcher Brad Penny on October 4, 2010. When I read that sentence my respect/interest/love for her went out the window (sort of like that Boston guy...too soon?). I also thought I would never type "MLB pitcher" and "Brad Penny" in the same sentence again. She must not have looked at his career stats because if Megan Fox was playing professional softball and put up stats like that I wouldn't speak to her ever again. Good thing there's no such thing as professional softball!!!

I still want to see those naked pics though. The thumbnails are edited but if you click the pictures they are very NSFW. You're welcome.

Photos: Egotastic

Kirstie Alley Falls on Dancing With The Stars

You might read the title of this post and say "shocker" because yes this was bound to happen. Last night, on Dancing with the Stars, Kirstie Alley and partner Maksim Chmerkovskiy fell at the beginning of their dance. It wasn't so much that they fell but that he was holding her up and buckled under the elephant weight he was trying to hold up so he fell and then she came down too. I haven't seen something this big fall since the Berlin Wall!

Disney Stars Nicole Anderson and Chelsea Kane Staub Rumored Caught on Camera Snorting Cocaine

RadarOnline.com reported yesterday that two unnamed young Hollywood actresses were caught on camera snorting cocaine. In the video their faces are blurred out so we can't tell for sure who the girls are but it is rumored to be Disney stars Nicole Anderson and Chelsea Kane Staub who are both on the Jonas Brothers show. Anderson is 20 while Kane is 22.

In the video they snort coke with $100 bills while some rich white dudes use racial slurs. Oh, Hollywood! Chelsea Kane will appear on the 12th season of Dancing with the Stars which starts on Monday. Perfect timing! I think the funniest part of this whole thing is that if you watch the video below you can see someone clearly uploaded multiple videos of them snorting coke and even timestamped them. One was called "Snort out of a one- 12:37 am" and the other "Coke Table- 1:07am". Doing coke is crazy but doing it at 12:37am?!? Sheenis Envy. This video would actually be cool if their faces weren't blurred and they were naked making out with each other. They should take a page out of Demi Lovato's book. You can't let an 18-year-old embarrass you on the party circuit like that.

Speaking of young Disney stars who like to party and do cocaine Demi Lovato, she finally returned to twitter yesterday. Demi hadn't tweeted since October 28th, around the time when she left the Jonas Brothers tour to enter rehab. I'm not sure how we all survived without Demi tweeting the past 5 months. The Jonas brothers seem to be linked to all these incidents and I really hope they are huge closet partiers that put Chuck Sheen to shame. I bet they hide coke in their jewelry/purity rings, Cruel Intentions style.

Is it a coincidence that Ugg Boots For Men and Demi Lovato came back on the same day? I think not.

Ochocinco & Erin Andrews To Go Dancing

Yesterday the cast of the next season of Dancing with the Stars was announced. The 11 contestants are Buzz Aldrin, Pamela Anderson, Shannen Doherty, Kate Gosselin, Evan Lysacek, Niecy Nash, Jake Pavelka, Nicole Scherzinger, Aiden Turner and our two personal favorites Chad Ochocinco and Erin Andrews. Everyone should know who Chad Ochocinco and Erin Andrews are but in case you have been living under a rock the past few years we will fill you in.

Chad Ochocinco is a WR for the Cincinnati Bengals, known for his outrageous TD celebrations as well as his use of social media to promote his name brand. He has nearly 15,000 tweets, his own brand of condoms (which uses the slogan "Ochocinco Condoms, catch everything your Johnson shoots"), and an iPhone app which is a must download. He even raced a horse for charity. Ochocinco has some of the best touchdown celebrations in the NFL and is constantly fined for his antics. My favorite of all of these was when he tried to bribe an official to rule the incomplete pass a completion. Maybe he will try to bribe the Dancing with the Stars judges??


We know Chad is a great dancer from all his touchdown celebrations but I am eager to see if his on-field moves translate to the big stage. Something tells me he will be the most entertaining contestant this season. Maybe he will bust out his hall of fame jacket or his sombrero. I wonder if Dancing with the Stars will incorporate a river dance night because Chad has displayed some flawless river dance routines. He tweeted yesterday that "DWTS will be the first time i will be able to dance and be creative at the same time without getting fined=must see TV". We agree that it will be must see TV!


Erin Andrews is a sideline reporter for ESPN. You may know her as the recipient of many "hottest woman sportscaster" awards or for her recent scandal when a creeper cut a hole in her hotel room wall so that he could film her in the nude. The video was leaked to the internet and instantly brought Andrews from sports community celebrity to pop culture phenomenon. Dancing with the Stars said they have been trying to get Erin for two years but her ESPN schedule was too busy. She claims her acceptance yesterday wasn't because of her recent fame stemming from the nude video but we have our doubts. Oh well, we'll use any excuse to see her more on TV, especially wearing the hot outfits they wear on that show. Andrews was a member of the Florida Gators basketball dance team during college so we know she has some moves. I think Erin and Chad have great chances to win this season. Erin brings her stunning good looks (which will win the voters over) and dance experience while Chad brings his creativity and unpredictability.