Fausto Carmona Takes Hilarious Fall While Running to 1st

The Cleveland Indians were playing the Cincinnati Reds on Saturday when Indians starting pitcher Fausto Carmona dropped down a sacrifice bunt with a man on 1st in the top of the 3rd. The Reds went to 2nd and didn't get the out but that wasn't the hilarious part of the story. While Carmona was running to 1st he tripped over the chalk on the base path and fell right over the 1st base bag.

More national league baseball, please! I haven't laughed this hard since Obama passed healthcare and I realized I didn't have to get a job for the next 7 years.

If this isn't an argument for why the entire MLB should use the DH then I don't know what is. Besides the fact that Carmona might have to take a trip on the DL or the laughing aspect of this do we really want to see pitchers bat? How is that in any way fun or exciting?

In the bottom of the 5th inning of the Yankees vs. Mets game, SP Dillon Gee came to the plate with the bases loaded and 1 out of the Mets in a 0-0 game. He quickly grounded into an inning ending double play then gave up 4 runs in the top of the 6th. You can't tell me that's fun.

Lady Gaga Falls At Concert

You might remember that she fell last summer in the airport because she wears the dumbest outfits. Is this even funny anymore? Alright that wasn't a serious question. If she fell every single concert it would still be hilarious every time. That's what you get for wearing those stupid heels. What did you expect was going to happen. It's like if a ginger goes out in the sun. Of course they are going to get a sunburn. If you play the piano with one foot and have the other foot on a bench that looks like it's from a Shakespeare play all while wearing whatever dumb shoes she's wearing, what do you think is going to happen.

Kirstie Alley Falls on Dancing With The Stars

You might read the title of this post and say "shocker" because yes this was bound to happen. Last night, on Dancing with the Stars, Kirstie Alley and partner Maksim Chmerkovskiy fell at the beginning of their dance. It wasn't so much that they fell but that he was holding her up and buckled under the elephant weight he was trying to hold up so he fell and then she came down too. I haven't seen something this big fall since the Berlin Wall!