NOOOOO!!!!!!

SEATTLE -- Ken Griffey Jr. retired Wednesday night, ending one of the great careers in baseball history. The 40-year-old Griffey told Seattle team president Chuck Armstrong that he was done playing. Mariners manager Don Wakamatsu called his players together before the start of batting practice to inform them of Griffey's decision. Griffey was not in the clubhouse before Wednesday night's game against Minnesota. The team said he would not be at Safeco Field. "While I feel I am still able to make a contribution on the field and nobody in the Mariners front office has asked me to retire, I told the Mariners when I met with them prior to the 2009 season and was invited back that I will never allow myself to become a distraction," Griffey said in a statement.  "I feel that without enough occasional starts to be sharper coming off the bench, my continued presence as a player would be an unfair distraction to my teammates and their success as a team is what the ultimate goal should be," he said.

Remember last week when I said I felt like I just couldn't miss? Well this week I feel like I'm supposed to be playing catch and I keep over throwing my target by 50 fucking feet. Seriously. The universe is against me and I don't know why. It's not an understatement when I say I don't even wanna wake up in the morning knowing that the prettiest/cleanest swing in baseball has been officially put to rest. It's the end of era. First Nomar then Griffey. I am getting so old, so fast.