Why Wasn't I Told Hayden Rocks Nipple Pasties?

The way I feel about nipple pasties is the same way I feel about people with Aids on an airplane. Get the fuck out of here with that shit. Nipple pasties are for the birds and you gotta let those things breathe. I'd rather people see the nips on my lady than a piece of white material to cover it up. What If I'm cold blooded? How am I supposed to know the temperature dropped outside? That's all I have to say about this subject.