Weird.

A couple of former Red Sox are reuniting in another American League East city. The Tampa Bay Rays have agreed to one-year deals with free agents Johnny Damon and Manny Ramirez, sources confirmed to ESPN.com. Damon agreed to a one-year deal worth $5.25 million plus incentives and Ramirez one year at $2 million, according to SI.com. Both deals are pending physicals. Damon will likely play left field and Ramirez designated hitter. The moves mark the first major additions for the AL East champions after a devastating offseason in which one prominent player after another left cost-conscious Tampa Bay.


This is gross. Johnny Damon is really worth twice as much as Manny? Fuck these dudes and fuck them with an Aids dick. I might hate Johnny Damon more than I hate Lebron James and that's saying a lot. It's like ever since we told him to kiss our ass in 2004, he takes every opportunity to try and stick it to us. He went to New York  then refused to come to Boston when we tried to trade for him last year and now he's signing with Tampa so he can face us 18 times a year. Hey asshole, we don't miss you and we never did. We're a 10 and you're a 6. We were too good to be with you in the first place. You should be thrilled we even let you in our bed. As for Manny Ramirez, whatever. I think he's gonna die in a few years from a freak grilling accident. That type of thing happens to those types of people.