I Think I Have a New Crush

If she wasn't so into chicks, I think I might friend request on Facebook like she's Rachel Uchitel or something. But isn't she living the dream right now? Full ride to UConn and she spends her day making trick shots while she rehabs her knee. Doesn't have to worry about media scrutiny or getting yelled at during practice. Go to class, pound a beer, make out with some girls and start chucking up the three ball from the upper deck. Just livin'. L-i-v-i-n.