Jersey Shore Moving To Italy

After spending a season in Miami and then returning to their Seaside Heights home, the cast of MTV's hit reality series "Jersey Shore" is going international. While the show is still deep in its wildly successful new season, plans for the next batch of shows are already moving forward, as Snooki, Deena, JWoww, Sammi, Ronnie, Pauly D, Vinny and the Situation are headed to Italy. According to DJ Pauly D, it's still not clear exactly what the structure of the season will be or even where they will be based, though you can bet that the group's trip to the homeland should yield some hilarious cultural differences and fantastic breakdowns in communication. 

I feel like this is only way this show could continue to exist because right now it all seems too fake and too scripted. There's not a chance Pauly D and Snooki go to work at the T-shirt shop and don't get absolutely mobbed by fans and yet the show is edited and staged to look like it's real it's starting to piss me right the fuck off. They're getting paid $30,000.00 and they have to work at a shore store? Really? I mean I fully expect Vinny to ask for his line in tonight's episode. But going to a foreign land could be entertaining for a couple of reasons. First, these kids are gonna learn that real Italians are a tad different than their version ofItalian-Americans. Actually I'm pretty sure Jwoww is rish and Snooki is half Portuguese or some bullshit like that. And another reason is it's something new and fresh. We might actually get to see some spontaneous humor like Season 1 because that's what I miss most. It's like an athlete in their contract year. They didn't know if they were coming back the next year so they had to go all out and bring it 24/7.



P.S. I think The Situation is gay. I mean legitimately gay. I've never seen a guy talk himself out of getting laid so many times.