Shaq Could Return Sunday. Most Likely It'll Be 2014.

Boston Celtics coach Doc Rivers was uncertain Thursday morning about a timetable for Shaquille O'Neal's return to action from an Achilles injury, but Danny Ainge shed light on the situation on Thursday afternoon.   The Celtics president of basketball operations said on WEEI's "The Big Show" that O'Neal will be back on the court either Sunday or Tuesday.  "I was just with Shaq, we were just working out down in Waltham," Ainge told WEEI. "Shaq is either going to play Sunday or Tuesday. ... 'Bleed into the playoffs' I think is something different than he's not going to play until the playoffs. But it looks like he's ready to go Sunday or Tuesday."  With Jermaine O'Neal set to return from arthroscopic knee surgery Thursday against the San Antonio Spurs, Ainge could soon have his center tandem intact in time for the playoffs.


There's a couple things I never want to hear about my 39 year old center and "bleed into the playoffs" is one of them. You also never want to hear a girl tell you she's going to bleed into her underwear. You can pretty much kiss her on the cheek, thank her for the delightful evening and head home because that's the best and cleanest fun you're gonna have for the next 7 days. Unless you wanna be a cowboy and play hardball. I know some people who've done but I don't deal well with blood. I'd probably pass out and the girl would go around telling her friends she's so hot that she made Rizzy so dizzy that he passed out. Ya right, bitch. Where were we? I'm so fucking sick of hearing about the return of Shaq and Jermaine O'Neal. One of them is coming back tonight and another is coming back in a couple days? I'll believe it when I see it. What Danny Ainge needs to do is sack up like Calhoun in 2003 and tell us he fucked up and he fucked up hard by trading Perk. You can argue Perk was already injured and demanding a big contract in the future but that shit doesn't matter right now. He was part of our identity and best friends with the big 4. You don't break up best friends and think there won't be some awful aftermath. You know how old people die when their spouses bite the dust? That's what happening to this Celts seam and I'll probably do the same when my cat gets thrashed apart by a coyote. Can't see myself going on without the little guy. That's real love and the power of love is immense. The heart wants what it wants. Lucas Scott taught me that.

And On The Third Day, God Said Let There Be Peace.

Also, http://mutualuniversity.blogspot.com/ has mentioned us.  It's a really entertaining blog and is fucking funny.  Go read it.  And when I said 20 something gonorrhea infested dicks who graduated when Bush was in the white house and who spread their seed everywhere, I was talking about Johnne Rudek hooking up with high school sophmores.  I guess I should have said Bush's first term, my bad.

Uhhh nobody told me Ben Wilson was the chief guy over there at Brandon Jennings' Dew. I thought it was a two man show or some bullshit. That motherfucker once rocked a Reggie Miller jersey to pickup basketball at Foote Road. Everybody knows how I feel about Reggie. My kind of guy.

P.S. I knew that line about 20 something year olds with gonorrhea wasn't about  me. I had a physical in September and last I checked, I had no STD's. Also, my only sexual partner since then has been Brooklyn Decker and that vagina looks like Mr. Cleans dome piece.

Every Expert In America Is Picking The Sox To Win It This Year. I Don't Like It.

Following the acquisitions of Carl Crawford and Adrian Gonzalez, as well as the revamping of the bullpen, Red Sox fans couldn't harbor greater expectations for their team in 2011. ESPN's experts are on the same page. Of the 45 offering their 2011 predictions, 33 picked the Sox to win the World Series. The Phillies received the second most predictions with seven, while the defending champion Giants were picked by just one expert. The Yankees received zero votes of confidence. Every single expert picked the Sox to win the AL East, and 41 of 45 picked the Sox to win the pennant. The Yankees were given two pennant predictions, while the White Sox and Rays garnered one each.

This is kind of uncharted territory for us. Has a team ever had such high expectations after an off-season? I guess I'm just not comfortable with everyone and their newly adopted Japanese sister to be picking us to win the AL. I get the feeling that something fishy is going on out there, like they don't really mean it and they just want get my hopes up. It's like if someone tells me I'm funny and that this blog is great. I know they're just trying to get a reaction out of me and play me like a fiddle, so I fake a smile but deep down I'd like to physically assault every part of their face then let Donahue play around with their butthole. This post has taken a weird turn that I didn't plan on but all I'm trying to say is I don't like everybody picking us to rule the world even though it's inevitable. I mean you don't get back Pedroia, Youk, Jacoby from injury and then add Gonzo and Crawford and not win a ring. Just doesn't happen. Oh, we also have the future Cy-young in Jonny Lester. Gonna be a fun season. Buckle up, bitch. Yeah I meant to say bitch and not bitches. I'm talking to you, you fucking ugly bitch with the bangs and big earrings.

This Guy Thinks Lebron Is a Pussy

Is that the fastest way to shut someone up without having to speak? I like it better than the finger because you can almost get away with telling someone their a vagina in public without people giving you dirty looks.

Even Macauley Culkin's Brother Is Making Out With Hayden?

"Scream 4" has released four new photos. In one still, Rory Culkin's Charlie Walker is snapped leaning in as if to share a kiss with Hayden Panettiere's Kirby Reed. Another picture sees Trevor Sheldon (Nico Tortorella) sitting next to bloody Jill Roberts (Emma Roberts) in the hospital. Neve Campbell and Courteney Cox are also snapped in other photos.

Now I know for 100% certainty that I'm better looking than that kid. He has absolutely no business being on camera with a face like that. Am I the person who expects the Culkin brothers to go on a killing spree in the next 10 years? Years of being ugly and getting butt fucked by Michael Jackson will drive anyone crazy. At least that's what Sellberg told me once. And are her eyes open? You know the kiss doesn't mean anything if one of the person's eyes are open. That's spin the bottle 101. I  used that excuse in 6th grade when I was macking on  all the nappy headed hoes between recess and L-block. My main man Mr. Platz AKA Kenny-Pleazer AKA Kenny Good Times would block the bathroom door like a security guard for Roethlisberger.

There's Another Blog In Town And Nobody Told Me?

www.allegedlyawesome.blogspot.com which also falls under the name "Brandon Jennings' Dew." Motherfuckers have like 49 followers or some shit and I only have 21. I won't talk about pageviews because that's what it's all about(10,000 aint bad. You know what aint bad either? 82,000. Word to Justin Timberlake) but what gives? Am I not entertaining enough? Do dudes read what I have to say and they're like "uhh no, no. This is so much better." Maybe. I know one thing for sure and that's that they don't have a cat who is the chief editor, CEO, manager and agent for a blog like I do. That's a X-factor you can't fuck with. If you told me a year ago that Steve Caruso would read this blog, jack my swag from Foote Road, create his own blog, and then never tell me about it, I would have slapped your balls into the Farmington River and cracked a bottle of Pepto Bismol over your head. I actually have no idea if he writes on that blog, I just really liked him the only two times I've met him. He has a 'ness factor that you don't see in boys these days. I think we noticed that spark in each other and an instant fire was made. Shanil, too. He talked shit to me once and I've never respected somebody so fast in my life. I just love Indian people. Seriously. Have you ever met an Indian guy and walked away thinking he was a deuchebag? No way. They're the shit. By now you have probably found out that I am speaking ironically and have nothing but nice things to say about these people. Branding Jennings' Dew, change nothing.


UPDATE: Is this a shot at me? "well we don't form clics and allow 20 something gonorrhea infested dicks who graduated back when Bush was still in the White House to spread their seed on this blog like some people." I graduated when Bush was still in in office. A lot of you did. I'm 20 something. If you bitches wanna do the damn thing then let's get to gettin it on. Let's call this a call to arms. I got no qualms with starting a blog war. But let this be known; I don't quit. I'll come for that ass and I'll keep coming for that ass until the white flag is waved. Tips4Tits went from averaging 3 posts a day to 1 every 3 days because he's worried about the direction I'll attack from. That's what happens when an unstoppable force is met with nothing but a cardboard box.


P.P.S. or P.S.S. 3 on 3 Tournament at Courtside in 2 weeks? Better tie those laces up tight, there's gonna be a lot of ankle breaking and Rza isn't talking about basketball right now.

Scarlett Johansson Sean Penn dated to Mexico

Until now divorce her husband Ryan Reynolds, Scarlett Johansson was not finished. Several sites have been preaching now Scarlett Johansson is looking much older couples from first husband Ryan Reynolds.

New people who might have filled his heart has a nature more wisely by Scarlett. That person is Sean Penn. And the pair also reportedly both has undergone a vacation together to Mexico this weekend.



Scarlett and Ryan's marriage age is 2 years old. And is said to have filed for divorce last December. From the current relationship Scarlett Johansson does not think if Sean is too old or not. About age is not a problem.

But what is the reference for Scarlett chose Sean Pean? What's special about Sean Penn according to Scarlett?

Willow Smith Whip My Hair Singer

Pop star Willow Smith singer "Whip My Hair" who had joined the tour with Justin Bieber, he will perform on stage Kid 'Choice Awards on Saturday. Wllow states are very pleased to be appearing on stage Kids' choise Awards and brother Jaden will be the presenter of the event.

And some other stars will also perform as the Black Eyed Peas da Big Time Rush.

Willow Smith is a singer who soared with his song "Whip My Hair" 10-year-old from Actor Will Smith Jada Pinkett Smith. Latest news from Willow will be releasing her new song "21st Century Girl" which has been the production of her music video last month in California.

Brooklyn Decker Is In a Bikini In Miami

Everyone and their Chatroulette friends heard that Brooklyn Decker is in Miami this week and has been living the dream in a bikini by the pool. Yeah I get it, you have a ridiculous rack. Yeah I get it, you are married to a 28-year-old tennis star who is already balding. Now let's just get on to showing everyone those tatties.

Billy Blog's Predictions Are Awful. Here Are the Better 2011 MLB Predictions!

We all know Billy Blog sucks at predictions. Here are mine so that you don't have to mortgage your trailer and sell your John Deere stock. I'm hungry for some baseball and can't wait 2 more days so I guess I'll just drink heavily until then.

AL MVP - Adrian Gonzalez
NL MVP - Matt Kemp

AL Cy Young - Justin Verlander
NL Cy Young - Tim Lincecum

AL Rookie of the Year - Jeremy Hellickson
NL Rookie of the Year - Freddie Freeman

First Manger Ejection: Buck Showalter (Orioles) April 19

First Triple: Austin Jackson (Tigers) April 13

First Player Caught Stealing: Robinson Cano (Yankees) April 9

First Intentional Walk: Matt Holliday (Cardinals) April 16

First Cameron Diaz sighting at a Yankees game: Opening Day mothafucka!

Division Predictions:

AL East

1. Boston Red Sox
2. New York Yankees
3. Baltimore Orioles
4. Tampa Bay Rays
5. Toronto Blue Jays

AL Central

1. Detroit Tigers
2. Minnesota Twins
3. Chicago White Sox
4. Kansas City Royals
5. Cleveland Indians

AL West

1. Texas Rangers
2. Los Angeles Angels
3. Oakland Athletics
4. Seattle Mariners

NL East

1. Philadelphia Phillies
2. Atlanta Braves
3. Florida Marlins
4. Washington Nationals
5. New York Mets

NL Central

1. Milwaukee Brewers
2. St. Louis Cardinals
3. Cincinnati Reds
4. Chicago Cubs
5. Houston Astros
6. Pittsburgh Pirates

NL West

1. San Francisco Giants
2. Los Angeles Dodgers
3. Colorado Rockies
4. Arizona Diamondbacks
5. San Diego Padres
   

I Just Died Inside.

Look at those little paws. That's enough to cheer me up for an entire week. The funny thing about this video is that's exactly how I sleep at night. Line up, ladies.

2011 MLB Predictions

MLB Opening Day 2011 is less than 48 hours away so I thought I'd give you my 2011 predictions. If there's anything you should take away from these predictions it's that you should immediately go to Bodog and use these predictions for betting. In fact, you should bet every single penny you have with these picks. That's how easy it is to predict these things.

AL MVP - Adrian Gonzalez
NL MVP - Albert Pujols

AL Cy Young - Jon Lester
NL Cy Young - Roy Halladay

AL Rookie of the Year - Michael Pineda
NL Rookie of the Year - Freddie Freeman

First Manger Ejection: Mike Quade (Cubs) April 16

First Triple: Carl Crawford (Red Sox) April 8

First Player Caught Stealing: Jacoby Ellsbury (Red Sox) April 3

First Intentional Walk: Albert Pujols (Cardinals) April 2

First Cameron Diaz sighting at a Yankees game: April 2


Division Predictions:

AL East

1. Boston Red Sox
2. New York Yankees
3. Tampa Bay Rays
4. Toronto Blue Jays
5. Baltimore Orioles

AL Central

1. Minnesota Twins
2. Detroit Tigers
3. Chicago White Sox
4. Kansas City Royals
5. Cleveland Indians

AL West

1. Texas Rangers
2. Los Angeles Angels
3. Oakland Athletics
4. Seattle Mariners

NL East

1. Philadelphia Phillies
2. Atlanta Braves
3. Florida Marlins
4. New York Mets
5. Washington Nationals

NL Central

1. Milwaukee Brewers
2. St. Louis Cardinals
3. Cincinnati Reds
4. Chicago Cubs
5. Houston Astros
6. Pittsburgh Pirates

NL West

1. Colorado Rockies
2. San Francisco Giants
3. Los Angeles Dodgers
4. Arizona Diamondbacks
5. San Diego Padres
   

Kim Kardashian & Kris Humphries Were In New York City

Kim Kardashian and her boyfriend, New Jersey Nets forward Kris Humphries, were walking around New York on Sunday. In the past she would only date black dudes but now it appears that if you don't know how to spell your name that's okay too. There's nothing that interesting about these pictures except that it looks like a 30-year-old Russian dude is taking his 12-year-old daughter to FAO Schwartz for her birthday. Kris Humphries must absolute dominate her in the sack. I imagine it's like tossing a blow up doll around to him. Not that I know anything about that.

Photos: INF Daily

NHL Doesn't Suspend Todd Bertuzzi For Hit On Ryan Johnson

Last night in the Blackhawks vs. Red Wings game, piece of shit Todd Bertuzzi elbowed Chicago's Ryan Johnson in the head. He got a 5 minute major but today the NHL decided not to suspend him. Are you kidding me NHL? They say they are trying to eliminate hits to the head and then when a blatantly obvious malicious one takes place they don't suspend it?

Maybe they didn't suspend him because he doesn't have a history of being dirty. What's that? He broke Steve Moore's neck and was suspended for 20 games? Yeah, Bertuzzi is a really clean player. That happened because a month before that Steve Moore hit Markus Naslund and Bertuzzi felt he needed to get revenge. What's funny about that is that in the 1st period of the Bertuzzi cheap-shot game, Steve Moore fought Matt Cooke. A week ago Matt Cooke elbowed Ryan McDonagh and was suspended 10 games. The blog "Down Goes Brown" wrote a perfect account of what his suspension hearing was probably like. It's after the jump. Read More >>

Scene: The NHL's head office, inside a window-lined boardroom with "Department of Supplemental Discipline" written on the door. Colin Campbell, Mike Murphy and Gary Bettman sit at one end of a large table, with Matt Cooke and Mario Lemieux at the other.

Colin Campbell: Hi Matt. Welcome to the hearing. Did you have any trouble finding a parking spot?

Matt Cooke: Nah, I just parked out front in the "Reserved for Matt Cooke" space.

Campbell: Great. So I've watched the replay of this Ryan McDonagh hit a dozen times. It sure looks like you're intentionally targeting a defenceless opponent with a flagrant elbow to the head. How can you possibly defend your actions?

Cooke: Um... it was an accident?

Campbell: An accident.

Cooke (hesitantly): ... Yes?

A long pause. Campbell stares at Cooke intently before finally breaking the silence.

Campbell: Great, well thanks for clearing that up. Zero games. Sorry for troubling you.

Campbell and Murphy begin gathering up their papers and prepare to leave the room. Cooke looks around in confusion.

Gary Bettman: Uh, everyone? Could we hold on just a second? Maybe we could talk about this one a little more?

Campbell and Murphy stop in the doorway.

Campbell: Well, sure, I guess. If you want to.

Bettman: You know, just since we have the room booked and all.

Campbell (returning to his seat): OK. Well, since I've already subjected Matt to in-depth questioning... Mario, do you have anything to say?

Mario Lemieux: Do I have to?

Campbell: Yes.

Lemieux (sighing): Fine. Look, he's on my team. He's one of my players, technically. So... you know... don't suspend him, I guess.

Campbell: That's very helpful, thanks.

Lemieux: I need to leave now.

Lemieux bolts out the door.

Campbell: Thanks Mario. Our next witness is scheduled to be... hmm, what does it say on my sheet here... "a world-renowned and completely impartial hockey expert, named... Dr. Wario Mellieux".

A man who looks oddly like Mario Lemieux wearing a moustache made out of duct tape walks into the room.

Campbell: Dr. Mellieux, your thoughts?

Mellieux: Matt Cooke is an abomination, a scumbag, an embarrassment, everything that's wrong with the game. I hate him. He should be banned for life.

Cooke: Dude...

Mellieux: And also, he shouldn't count against the salary cap while he's suspended.

They're interrupted by a figure poking his head in the door.

Trevor Gillies: You wanted to see me, Colin?

Campbell: Uh... no.

Gillies (looking down at a newspaper with headline reading "Hockey's biggest cheapshot artist facing suspension yet again"): Oh. Oops, my mistake.

Campbell: No problem Trevor. Talk to you in a few weeks.

Gillies: Sure thing. By the way, whoever's driving the Mercedes Benz with the "MARIO66" vanity plates, I smashed into it from behind. Sorry.

Mellieux: Son of a...

Delivery guy (entering room): OK, who ordered the large pizza with extra cheese and...

Matt Cooke leaps to his feet and begins elbowing the delivery guy repeatedly in the head.

Bettman: Matt...

Cooke: Oops... my bad. Sorry everyone. Force of habit.

Bettman: Don't worry about it. Hey, at least you didn't slam his face into a stanchion!

Zdeno Chara (poking his head through a window): I heard that!

Cooke: Aren't we on the third floor?

Bettman: Never mind that. Look Matt, your hit was very dangerous, but you're here to defend yourself. So go ahead, tell us why we shouldn't throw the book at you.

Cooke: Look, I know I've made mistakes. I'm a physical player and yes, I step over the line sometimes. But so do lots of players, and most of them don't get big suspensions.

Campbell: Exactly. I went easy on Dany Heatley and Brad Marchand, and I didn't suspend Chara at all...

Mellieux (under his breath): Or that jerk who took out Marc Savard.

Campbell: Shush. The point is, plenty of players do dirty things without getting suspended. Why start getting tough now, right?

Cooke: Exactly! I mean, honestly, is hitting one guy in the head really any more dirty that smashing a guy in the face repeatedly with your elbow pad, the way Gregory Campbell did against Montreal...

The room immediately goes silent.

Cooke: Uh... I mean...

Everyone is too horrified to speak.

Campbell (calmly): I'm sorry, Matt, could you repeat that? Any more dirty than who?

Cooke (deer in headlights): Uh... uh...

Campbell (nonchalantly rolling up his sleeves): Everyone leave the room please.

Murphy sprints for the door. Dr. Mellieux leaves his chair spinning, while Bettman leaps over the table. The pizza delivery guy struggles to commando-crawl out the door, which is then quickly slammed and padlocked shut. The group huddles fearfully in the hallway for several moments.

Campbell (from inside the room): Incoming!

An airborne Matt Cooke smashes through the window and lands in the hallway. Campbell steps through the broken glass and pauses over Cook's dazed body.

Campbell (dusting himself off): When he comes to, tell him he's done until the second round of the playoffs. After all, we have to send a message that there are certain lines that just can't be crossed.

I've Had a 15 Year Crush On Dottie

I'd totally make this my senior quote in the yearbook if I could go back in time. "There's a lot of things about me you don't know anything about. Things you wouldn't understand, things you couldn't understand, things you shouldn't understand." Why is this post relevant? It's not. Talking about the Celtics would just piss me off and I'm already in a bad mood today. I put on navy blue socks when I was wearing a black hoodie. Major fashion no-no. I sat in class kicking myself for 90 minutes because I know I'm so much better than that. Total rookie mistake.

Strange Fish After Tsunami

This video is just really strange and I still don't know why I posted it. That being said, you should still watch it because it's awesome.

After watching this I feel like one of those guys who is lecturing you on how the world is going to end in 8 months and how global warming is going to kill us all. Well, normal Billy Blog is back and he says you should just ignore all that. He says what you should take from this video is that you should go try to buy all these fish and put them in your aquarium because if there's one thing that's not cool it's having a shitty aquarium.

If the world does end in 8 months I'll throw everyone a party on my credit card, free of charge.

Dez Bryant Owes a Jewelry Store Over $267k

Jesus, athletes love to just blow money away. Earlier in the week Billy Blog wrote about Pretty Boy Floyd Mayweather winning over $37,000 during the Bulls game. Well unless you're as dumb as Rain Man, you know he doesn't post about the bets he loses. And trust me, he loses a lot.

Now apparently Cowboys' wide receiver Dez Bryant, who was earlier kicked out of a mall for sagging his pants, owes a jewelry store $267k. How the fuck do you owe someone $267k? I can't even spell that much money (hint why I'm only writing $267k).


See the problem here is Dez didn't go to Jacob the Jeweler like all the other badasses in the industry do. Whenever I need to get some new "ice" and "bling up" with the mad "bitches" in my "hood", I just call the Jeweler and he sends me one. It's one of the benefits here at Ugg Boots.

Clearly Dez needs to start hanging out with Lindsay Blowhan, a regular customer in court for stealing jewelry. I'm sure the two of them would love to hang out all day and talk about how hard their lives are and how everybody is out to get them. Then I would walk by and roundhouse kick Blowhan before Stonecold Stunning Dez. Cause that's what I do. If Dez really wants to be "hood" he should keep following in Lindsay's footsteps and drop his last name. From now on his name is just "Dez" and nothing more.

Jenna Rose Refuses To Quit

I hope I'm not alone when I say I was terrified the FBI was gonna burst through the door and arrest me for watching kiddie porn. What the fuck was that? I had to turn it off after 1:30 because I was so disturbed. I don't know. I don't feel right after watching that. I guess this is what rape victims feel like when they want to erase the last 4 minutes from their brain.

Trailer For Woody Allen's New Movie "Midnight in Paris"

A Woody Allen romantic comedy starring Rachel McAdams and Owen Wilson? Is there any way I can get an advanced screening? I can't wait until May. Woody Allen's new movie is called "Midnight in Paris" and will be released on May 11 at Cannes and then on May 20 in theaters. It also has Marion Cotillard, Michael Sheen, Kathy Bates and Adrien Brody. "Midnight in Paris" revolves around Owen Wilson and Rachel McAdams who are engaged and traveling to Paris with their family for business. Obviously things don't go as they plan and they must "confront the illusion that a life different from their own is better".

The only thing better than a Woody Allen romantic comedy is making him watch you eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. I'll end the post on this note from the wikipedia of Woody Allen's phobias:

"Along with his many other phobias, he also suffers from quite strange and funny arachibutyrophobia, which means fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of his mouth.

According to some reports, Woody Allen has morbid fear of dogs, children, sunshine, small rooms, heights, cancer and various illnesses.

Talking further to Reuters about his neurotic nature, Woody said, 'I cut my banana into seven slices every morning before I put it in my cereal.'"

Alicia Silverstone Is Pregnant & Hot

Alicia Silverstone is very pregnant and very willing to show it off. She was recently photographed on her way to yoga. Yeah, if by yoga she meant Old Country Buffet. I'm not sure who told former hot girls this was acceptable but it is not okay whatsoever. Acceptable meaning to get pregnant.


I wish we could all just go back to 1995. Alicia Silverstone would be looking awesome in "Clueless" and I would be taking naps in Kindergarten. Popeater says:

"While a belly hanging over someone's pants is not always an attractive addition to an outfit, this pregnant yogi makes it look kind of adorable."

No. Nope. なし. Nyet. 没有. Nein! There's just so many things wrong with this picture and they all make me so sad because she used to be hot. Why is she wearing crocs? Did she give up on life? Her boobs look saggier than Betty White's. Are pregnant people not allowed to wear bras anymore? I wore those socks one time. Oh wait, no I didn't. The only people who wear those socks own 47 cats and haven't seen the sun since 1982. And finally, the shirt. If you are on your way to yoga you clearly care about what you look like so wear some pregnancy clothes that don't make you look like Randy Quaid living out of his trailer.

Megan Fox Photoshoot Leaked

Problems leaked photos or images of Megan Fox Photoshoot Leaked that were shot on the daily activities of celebrities is quite inviting attention. In every activity that celebrities are always a target.

Megan Fox also became victims in the activities of stealing and leaking the photo. In a naturally shaped swimming pool that Megan Fox looked cold. Images were fired when Megan Out of the pool with no cursing bra. Megan just wear brown underwear. Her skin looks smooth and clean white.
Megan Fox Photoshoot Leaked this out without censorship at all.

It's very nice to know the celebrity's body shape could invite sexual desire. But these activities can be spelled "Strange Disease". Because always wanted to know what is on each celebrity.

Location shooting this picture looks pretty close. Maybe this photo theft perpetrator uses a zoom lens so that the resulting image is clear enough even though the shooting distance far enough away or in a hidden place that is not known by Megan. This case Megan Fox Photoshoot Leaked came out around May 2010. I do not know what the intent and purpose of the thieves photo.

Italy Doesn't Want The Jersey Shore

The Jersey Shore cast is going to Italy for Season 4 and Italians aren't too happy about it. An article from Eonline.com has a ton of quotes from angry Italians and to say they don't want them there is an understatement.

"In fact, Italians are comparing the gym-tan-laundry loving pack of guidos and guidettes to the 'worst stereotypes of Italians,' with one person going so far as to say that Osama Bin Laden 'had a point' in attacking the United States.

But the insult grenades are already being tossed the cast's way, with Italian columnist Roberto Del Bove dissing the Shore denizens in the Rome newspaper New Notzie. 'They embody the worst stereotypes of Italians, multiplied by thousands and Americanized,' he wrote.

One commenter on an MTV Italia website offered this little ditty: 'When I see this, I wonder whether Osama Bin Laden had a point.'

Aldo Grasso, a prominent TV critic for the same paper told the Wall Street Journal that he's 'afraid' and that 'the image of Italy abroad is already weakened.'

Seriously Italy? You can go fuck yourselves. So now it's okay to commit acts of terrorism because of The Jersey Shore? Really? Reeeeeaaallllyyyy? RRRREEEEEEAAAAALLLLLLLLLLYYYY??? But the "the image of Italy abroad is already weakened" argument is such a solid one. You know that someone from Australia who is thinking about going to Italy is going to say, "Nah, fuck that, I heard the Jersey Shore will eventually be there and I don't want to set foot anywhere they have or will so I'm not going anywhere near that place". Yeah, that's definitely what their thought process will be. Go back to watching soccer, I'm getting ready for MLB Opening Day.

Hey Kids, This Is Why You Don't Do Drugs.

Oak Island Police tell TMZ Evans was booked into Brunswick County Jail and was released shortly thereafter on bond. According to Jenelle's attorney, a warrant was issued for Jenelle's arrest after police saw the video of Evans fighting with another girl. The other girl in the video, Britany Truett, initially said she wasn't going to press charges, but changed her mind over the weekend.  Evans is charged with assault and "affray for fighting." She is due back in court April 26. An attorney for Evans tells TMZ, "Based on the information that I have received, I believe Jenelle was set up." UPDATE: Get this ... cops had a warrant for Kieffer Delp (the guy Jenelle and Britany were fighting over) based on a cocaine charge from last year ... and they found him at Jenelle's house and arrested him too

Talk about a bad day, right? One second you're throwing down in the front yard with a bitch like it's recess and the next thing you know, you're getting handcuffed in your house while your boyfriend gets picked up for a cocaine charge from a year ago. This is exactly why I'm pro-abortion. Has anybody thought about how fucked up this kid is gonna be when he gets older? Jenelle should be a walking ad for abstinence. And don't you think her mom wishes she had an abortion, too? I've never seen a more self destructive piece of shit on TV in my entire life. I just don't get it. How do you get your child taken away and not have some sort of life adjustment? That doesn't tell you to wake the fuck up? And then she steals her mom's credit card and drives to Jersey like it's not a big deal? My only advice would be to kill yourself. Jam an icepick in your throat and kill yourself. Your son won't even miss you because it's like you never existed to him anyway. If you think that's being harsh then you haven't seen anything. Catch me on a Tuesday and ask me how I feel about Taylor Swift, dudes who fake tan, Jay Leno and Terry Bradshaw.

Barry Bonds' ex-mistress Testified in Court Today

Barry Bonds has been in court about his whole "lying to a grand jury" thing and today his former sex slave testified that he talked about using steroids. Most of it was boring but then there was this part:

"She further testified that Bonds' sexual performance declined in the later years of their relationship. She said that his testicles changed shape and shrank. Bell also testified that Bonds grew -- and shaved -- chest hair and developed acne on his back."

He grew chest hair AND shaved it? C'mon man! You can't be doing stuff like that. That shit will get you thrown in prison. I hope he gets acquitted then comes back to the majors and starts slugging homers again just to prove a point. If he does end up going to jail all he needs to do is watch this video to get an idea of what life will be like in the slammer.

Raise Your Hand If You're All Sorts of Excited To Watch VCU/Butler

SAN ANTONIO -- Move over, Butler. Virginia Commonwealth is crashing the Final Four.
Two weeks ago, the 11th-seeded Rams so doubted they would get an NCAA tournament invite that they watched Cartoon Network and went out for burgers instead of watching the selection show. Now, all of America will be watching them in the Final Four.The 11th-seeded Rams are heading to Houston, and final No. 1 seed Kansas is heading home after the biggest March upset in years.

I mean it when I say there's a 70% chance I won't even watch this game.  All I ask is somebody wakes me up in time for the UConn game and tell me who we're playing on monday because the idea of Butler/VCU does nothing for me. I'd rather watch a fucking NIT game with powerhouse schools than a bunch of slapdick basketball squads go head to head on the game's biggest stage. I'd even be all in if it was Kansas/Butler but two teams I don't give a shit about does absolutely nothing for me. I always do the ball test when deciding if I'm gonna watch something. If my right nut does a little jump motion then it's game time, if not then it's c-ya later.

Monday Morning Wood - Lyndsy Fonseca

Lyndsy Fonseca is here to get you through that early Monday morning and the rest of the week. She might not be a household name yet but she will be soon. Lyndsy has been in Kick-Ass, Hot Tub Time Machine, Desperate Housewives, How I Met Your Mother (Ted's daughter) and currently stars in Nikita.