Drew Carey's Improv-A-Ganza Interrupted by Charlie Sheen

My friend Will (Billy Beer) shared this video with me. What you are probably asking right now is "Why is his nickname "Billy Beer"? Well let me explain. Billy (Will) Carter is the younger brother of President Jimmy Carter. He was a raging alcoholic (i.e. he was awesome) and promoted his own beer. It was named "Billy Beer" in his honor (and used his brothers name to boost sales ).

Billy was a "spokesman" for the beer and on each can of beer was written:

Brewed expressly for and with the personal approval of one of America's all-time great beer drinkers. I had this beer brewed just for me. I think it's the best I've ever tasted. And I've tasted a lot. I think you'll like it, too.

I'm actually jealous. I wish I could go down as one of America's all-time great beer drinkers. This guy was drinking light beer that isn't even in production and I'm here drinking Natty Ice on Naturday.

Okay, well on to the video. It's as if Michael Scarn's improv meets Charlie Sheen's "Hi, I'm Chuck Sheen look at me", meets Drew Carey's "Improv-A-Ganza" Tour. This awesomeness was almost as if it was scripted by Steve Carell in the "Email Surveillance" episode. The shit was too good to be real.

Trailer For Woody Allen's New Movie "Midnight in Paris"

A Woody Allen romantic comedy starring Rachel McAdams and Owen Wilson? Is there any way I can get an advanced screening? I can't wait until May. Woody Allen's new movie is called "Midnight in Paris" and will be released on May 11 at Cannes and then on May 20 in theaters. It also has Marion Cotillard, Michael Sheen, Kathy Bates and Adrien Brody. "Midnight in Paris" revolves around Owen Wilson and Rachel McAdams who are engaged and traveling to Paris with their family for business. Obviously things don't go as they plan and they must "confront the illusion that a life different from their own is better".

The only thing better than a Woody Allen romantic comedy is making him watch you eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. I'll end the post on this note from the wikipedia of Woody Allen's phobias:

"Along with his many other phobias, he also suffers from quite strange and funny arachibutyrophobia, which means fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of his mouth.

According to some reports, Woody Allen has morbid fear of dogs, children, sunshine, small rooms, heights, cancer and various illnesses.

Talking further to Reuters about his neurotic nature, Woody said, 'I cut my banana into seven slices every morning before I put it in my cereal.'"

Washington Capitals Are Winning, Charlie Sheen Style

Combining the Washington Capitals AND Charlie Sheen? Winning. I need to buy this shirt immediately. That is all.


Photo: Twitter

Charlie Sheen Invites You To His Stand-Up Tour

*UPDATE* I got really tired of this video auto-playing every time I loaded the blog and I can't figure out how to turn off the auto-play so I'm moving the entire post to after the jump. If you want to see Charlie Sheen's newest video showing that he's fit for a straitjacket while also hashtag-winning hit "Read More" below. Sheenis Envy, out!

What the fuck just happened?!? I'm so confused. Was he trying to pretend he was typing on twitter? I think I might be scared of him now. Before it was just "Oh hey look, Charlie Sheen is being hilarious again" but now I think we should all build bunkers and get food rations because there's a good chance he destroys us all. #fastball At least we got a new term out of this video #SheenisEnvy