Kim Kardashian & Kris Humphries Were In New York City

Kim Kardashian and her boyfriend, New Jersey Nets forward Kris Humphries, were walking around New York on Sunday. In the past she would only date black dudes but now it appears that if you don't know how to spell your name that's okay too. There's nothing that interesting about these pictures except that it looks like a 30-year-old Russian dude is taking his 12-year-old daughter to FAO Schwartz for her birthday. Kris Humphries must absolute dominate her in the sack. I imagine it's like tossing a blow up doll around to him. Not that I know anything about that.

Photos: INF Daily

Dream Team

Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh announced today that they will both sign with the Miami Heat. This is great news for Miami as they have a legitimate chance to win multiple championships if they can just add a few pieces around them. Of course, they are still waiting to hear where Lebron James signs when he makes his decision at 9pm EST tomorrow night on ESPN. Wade and Bosh said they are willing to take pay cuts to play with Lebron in Miami but they did not know the specifics of their deals.

The Heat only have 4 players currently signed to their roster (Wade, Bosh, Chalmers, Beasley) and desperately need to add a small forward and center. The Miami Herald listed players such as Mike Miller, Josh Howard, Richard Jefferson, Kyle Korver, Rasual Butler and Matt Barnes as small forward targets while Brendan Haywood would be the top center target. If Lebron signs with the Heat they will have very little money to work and likely won't be able to sign any of those names but a trio of Lebron, Wade and Bosh surrounded by anything would be nasty.

Super Bowl Warming

The NFL recently voted to play the 2014 Super Bowl in New York. Our good friend Joey decided to write a little something about it and e-mail it to us. Here are his thoughts on the matter:

So on Super Bowl Sunday in 2014 New York City becomes the center of the media world… oh, wait… it already is? Shit. That’s no way to start my first article on this blog. Allow me to try again.


Dan Patrick loves it; Mike Golic hates it (probably because it doesn’t come deep fried). It is a cold weather Super Bowl. I personally don’t give two baht about it because IT really doesn’t matter and I’ll tell you why. Al Gore. Some say he is a conspiracy theorist that is hell bent on spreading a global panic about a few melanomas. Some say he is the greatest environmentalist since captain planet. I think he’s still pissed about getting f%#ed out of a presidency.

Maybe, just maybe though, Al Gore is the savior of the traditional warm weather Super Bowl. By any chance could he perhaps, possibly be on to something? He claims the o-zone has more holes than a set of fishnets on Jenna Jamison. He claims microwaves and radiation and something called chlorofluorocarbons tear through this o-zone layer thing like Ralphie goes through gift wrap on Christmas morning as he looks for his Red Ryder carbine-action 200-shot range model air rifle. Well, good. Thanks Al Gore.

Forget the ice caps, water levels, and shore erosion. College students and their hot pockets have formed together to keep a capacity crowd warm at New Meadowlands Stadium. Some radio, print and television personalities have been heard grumbling that they won’t be able to sample the local fare on the beaches of Miami, Tampa or San Diego. That will no longer be the problem because Ellis Island will be filled with a plethora of bronze bodies, bikinis and the occasional old man in a Speedo (don’t forget, writers are in the entertainment business). I may even start a petition to give the statue of liberty a little more…what’s the word? Ah, yes, Liberty. That robe/toga has been played out since the forties. Maybe make her a little apparel a little more britneyesque.

So keep watching football, keep eating hot pockets and throw in the occasional hungry man, if you can handle it. Golic can.