The WORLD Hates Lindsay Lohan

Ohhhhhhh Lindsay, you never cease to amaze me. It was her 24th birthday last night and she decided to celebrate it Thursday night by going to Voyeur Nightclub. While she was there she got punched in the face by a waitress and everyone in the club cheered. This is one of those moments that everyone wishes was captured on tape. An "insider" told US "The waitress has a history with Doug Reinhardt, and Lohan was hanging out with him. She was jealous, and out of nowhere, the waitress punched her in the face! Doug didn't want any part of it and went to the other side of the booth. Lohan ran out."


It's good to see Doug Reinhardt likes to hang out with such upstanding citizens as Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay is still wearing that buzz-kill known as the SCRAM bracelet and apparently doesn't have very much money. One of her friends talked to TMZ about her birthday plans and said, "I mean there's not much you can do with a monitoring bracelet and no money." Wait, Lindsay doesn't have any money?!?!? SHOCKER! I love how her friends are willing to talk about how shitty her life is to the paparazzi. Apparently Lindsay went to a different party after Voyeur, ran into the waitress again and started crying when she saw her. This brings up the question...why do girls cry so much?