C'mon Sweet Catastrophe...

SYRACUSE, NY -- Syracuse men’s basketball players Eric Devendorf and Paul Harris plan to enter their names into the 2009 NBA draft. Jonny Flynn has decided to submit his name for the NBA draft but will not retain an agent, enabling himself the opportunity to return to Syracuse for the 2009-10 season.

Uhhhhh what? I get Jonny wanting to go pro because he did work this year. I pray to Allah he doesn't go but I get it if he wants to make it rain every night at the club. But Eric Devendorf? I'm no NBA scout but this guy doesn't have what it takes to play with the big boys. First off, he's white and carries around an African attitude like we owe him some repirations. 2nd, He has no game off the ball and can rarely create his own shot. Ray Allen is a great shooter but even he takes it in the lane every now and then and gets his buckets. 3rd, he's white. 4th, he's gay. 5th, He beats up girls. The NBA already has Kobe and other black guys to punch and rape pretty white chicks. 6th, has anyone ever seen Deverdorf like legitametly dribble the ball? I don't think he can do it unless it's like a 2 dribble then pull up for a jumper. 7th, He can't play defense. If you think that 2-3 zone is gonna fly in the big leagues then you are fucking mistaken. 8th, he's white so he's slow. 9th, he's ugly. 10th, I hate him and he smells like pickles. What about Paul Harris leaving? I'm not even going to waste my time on that talentless sack of shit. It's actually scary how good he thinks he is. Like terrifying.