Monday, April 6, 2009

Live Blog...First Inning of the Yankee season.


4:20 PM The sox were too scared to take the field, bahaha fair weather players if u ask me

4:25 Greatest player in MLB leads off, works a 3-2 count...now thats a man. 

4:27 Another 2 foul balls, letting his team see the pitcher...and then finally a single to center, this guys seen more balls than kduksa (hows that ass taste bayne?)

4:29 Why are they boo'ing Texiera, just cause the orioles have had more losing seasons than the ellen degeneres show...he flys out...2 down

4:31 Whats this gook doing batting cleanup?? Everybody knows thats a spot for a man and not a boy, homo grounds out...hereeee comes CC

4:34 Brian Roberts leads off with a single, good...CAUSE HE PACKS DUECESKIS

4:35 WILD PITCH??? Why the fuck did we pay so much for this guy?? OH to increase the economy because all the eating he will do at NYC restaurants...that was dry.

4:37 Girls don't poop.

4:44 However, I just was. ANOTHER WILD PITCH?? I understand first game jitters, but this isnt your first gay adventure CC...throw the ball in the strike zone. 

4:46 Inning over, ground ball out. No harm done...ATTA BOI

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