Man Wants A Burger. Gets Eggs. Shoots Gun.

SALT LAKE CITY – Police said a customer fired one or two shots into a Salt Lake City McDonald’s after the driver of the car he was in was told the restaurant was not serving lunch yet. Police said the female driver of a white Dodge Intrepid pulled up to the drive-thru and ordered from the lunch menu early Sunday but was told only breakfast was available. Police said two men then got out of the car and one pulled a sawed-off shotgun from the trunk, shooting into the drive-thru window once or twice, The Salt Lake Tribune reported Monday. No one was injured.

Been there done that. Don't act like you don't carry a shotgun in your car for the rare case that McDonalds is only selling breakfast. It's actually usually just the opposite. If anything these guys are mavericks. Time to get with the program Mickey D's. In these harsh economic times I only have enough money for a McChicken or Mcdouble. I can't be spending a whole 2 dollars on some egg and cheese McFuck. Take a page out of the BK and let us have it our way and you wont get shotgun shells blasted through your windows.

Remember when they used to sell personal pizzas? That was the fucking golden age as far as I'm concerned