I Guess I Missed You?

More details from Sports Illustrated writer Selena Roberts' book "A-Rod" were released Wednesday by the New York Daily News. The book alleges Rodriguez did not stop using steroids when he came to the Yankees and he might have been using as far back as high school, the Daily News reports. Roberts broke the story that A-Rod failed a steroid test in 2003. Yankees teammates, Roberts writes, nicknamed Rodriguez "B---h T--s" in 2005 because he put on 15 pounds in the offseason which included round pectorals, a condition called gynecomastia that can be caused by anabolic steroids. • A-Rod "pitch tipped" when he played for the Rangers by letting opponents at the plate know which pitch was coming in lopsided games. A-Rod expected players he helped would reciprocate when he was having an off night and needed to get his batting average up. • A-Rod's off-the-field antics including his poker habit; his divorce from his wife, Cynthia; his relationship with Madonna and his other affairs are detailed. • A-Rod was hated at Hooters, where he tipped the minimum 15 percent.

Bahahahaaa. Not only was A-roid hated at Hooters but his teammates called him Bitch Tits? I've only called one kid bitch tits consistently and that was only because we absolutely hated him. What up Chris Sherman? He's actually saved in my phone under bitch tits. But I mean A-roid actually had a pair of bitch tits. and how about the "pitch tip"? Way to keep the integrity of the game there, Alex. Just because you go sticking needles in your ass, cheating your way through life in baseball and your marriage, doesn't mean you gotta bring down other players with you. I'm not upset if A-roid didn't tip well at Hooters. Those waitresses aren't capable of judgement and even if they were, who cares? They're whores.