Let's Open It Up Those Wild IM's

Over here we get a lot of brain busters asked of us. Frequently asked questions or FAQ's. if you will. All answers are not for everybody so if you have virgin eyes I would not proceed. Our readers are a different breed.

Q: Connor Danger Rusinko, if you could pick one song to come up to bat to, what would it be?
A: Easy. Like a Prayer by Madonna. I'll even one up you and say I'd like Heat of the moment playing as a I chase down my one true love and Lil Ghetto Boy if I was a stripper.

Q: Some of your posts seem to have racist motives. What's up with that? Are you some sort of Xenophobe?
A: No, I'm not afraid of other races or other countries. I just think America is better that everyone else. That used to be called patriotism.

Q: Given these harsh economic times, do you really think it is appropriate for you to making $.02 a day?
A: You're not really that stupid are you? Quite frankly we bring in $4.00 to the university. GET SOME FACTS AND COME BACK AND SEE ME.

Q: You've been described as the Kim Kardashian of men. Agree?
A: What the fuck does that mean? I'm gonna say no. I prefer Kourtney.

Q: What are your current views of the economy?
A: I hit the strip club and girls get extra hype. You hit the strip club and girls turn extra dyke.

Q: Favorite Boston athlete?
A: John Grady or Tom Terrific. Was that even fair?

Q: What happened to Sellberg?
A: You don't really want to get me all fired up....

Q: If you could be one man for a day. who wold you be?
A: Jack Bauer. The guy fucking epitomizes the American dream. he turned tragedy to triumph in 24 hours on 7 different occasions. He spits in the face of adversity and consistently overcomes to pull us out of the fire. If that doesn't define the kind of man Thomas Jefferson would have a beer with then I don't what to tell ya.

Q: Don't you have another 8 page paper to write today?
A: Yup.