I Guess It's Just One Of Those Weeks...

Uhhhhhhhhhhh. That's not Sean Avery is it? I'm cool with the provoking of other players and getting them sent to the sin bin but come the fuck on man. This doesn't even count as walking away from a fight. He completely got the shit kicked out of him and there wasn't even a punch thrown. I'm embarrassed, disgusted and just absolutely sad. I feel like I lost my best friend after that piss poor display of bitchassness.I'm gonna need something giant like to make me come back from this.



Oh that's much better....

Side Boob Of The Day

Apparently she's on Battlestar Galactica. You're gonna have to check with Donahue about that.

Jay Wright is GQ

Now by no means am i a Villanova fan, but i cant help but notice the stunning attire of head basketball coach Jay Wright. He is by far the best dressed man in NCAA sports. He reminds me a lot of myself. We both know how to throw together a suit with the best of them, and look downright scrumptious. I walk down the hall at NWC and turn heads, no lie. Now i dont like Nova, nor do i know much about Jay besides his enviable attire, but i would just like to throw it out their that he can rock a tie like this fella right here (me).

on a side note....
-i hope Nova beats UNC becuase i hate the tarheels.
-i also hope Nova beats UNC becuase thats an easy win for UCONN.
-Fuck Memphis again for screwing my bracket.

In conclusion...get buckets america

Song Of The Week

Fan favorite of the Carriage Drive kids right here. Change Jessie to Desi and girl to dad and you got my life story.

I don't wanna bag on a talent like Rick Springfield but he's gotta be a fucking awful friend. What kind of guy creeps around on his boy when he's with his lady? Oh, I know that type. I think he used to work here...

Jason Taylor Just Wants a Ring

Jason Taylor isn't ruling out a return to the Miami Dolphins, but the pass rusher couldn't conceal his delight over reading comments that New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft would love to add him. "I did hear that. I can't lie," Taylor said Sunday night on the red carpet of an event for the Jason Taylor Foundation at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino. "I have not talked to Robert Kraft. We'll leave it at that. Those things will sort themselves out, and hopefully in the near future so I can get back to work."

I'm flattered. I really am. All these great payers who are getting wrongfully shafted by their old teams all want to come put on the Patriot uniform and win the inevitable championship that is coming next year. That's a known fact. This team has a proud history of extending the careers of veteran linebackers and I could not think of a better fit than Jason Taylor. He is already one of the classiest guys in the league and he wouldn't have to go through the whole transformation. This is a no brainer as far as this guy is concerned. These silly lovers need to stop flirting and beating around the bush and get the job done already. My heart can't take another played out soap opera.

J Weezy in the house

Or as my brother liked to call me, wheezy (sucks to your assmar piggy). Lord of the Flies, anyone? Anyone? Alright here we go, I wouldn't consider myself to be a Spenious, or a Sports Genius as they're more commonly referred to, but I do have something to bring to this organization. I will be adding a little daily (maybe not daily I'm pretty lazy) dose of politics and business to the scene. For my first post, I'd like to get something off my chest. Everyone out there thinks Fox News is the big bad negro in the room, with the power to change the truth and spin everything to fit their agenda. While some of this may be true (black from the neck up waist down), it only appears that way because of how our liberal media portrays the rest of the world. Think about it, almost every major news outlet out there is controlled by a handful of people, all with the same agenda - if they didn't try to disprove or discredit Fox News (their competitor) then they would be doing a disservice to their shareholders (after all the point of a business here in America is to be competitive and be profitable) [although our Socialist president is trying to change this by nationalizing private companies]. I digress, Fox News is the only right wing conservative news channel out there, and to their credit, they have more liberals on their show than do other channels have conservatives. I'm not saying Fox News is the shit and we should all watch only Fox news (please god no, Anne watches that thing from sun up to sun down, and she is just as guilty as the rest of the world out there for hearing only one side), what I'm saying is that by comparison, Fox News may seem to be terrible but it seems this way because it is the only conservative station to compare to. George Bush doesn't care about black people.

NH Man Pulls A R.Kelly

MASHANTUCKET, Conn. -- State police said a New Hampshire man has been arrested for allegedly urinating on an employee of the Foxwoods Resort Casino. Scott Curtis, 39, of Goffstown, N.H., was arrested early Monday after police said he began urinating inside a concourse trash can and then on a casino employee. Police said the incident occurred inside the MGM Grand Casino at Foxwoods. Police have charged Curtis with breach of peace. They said he was intoxicated and was arrested without incident.

This is the type of tomfoolery that happens when we let sellberg loose with a bottle of fruit punch. Why stop the guy from pissing in the trash can? Listen, when you break the seal and are in that sort of state I don't care who you are. You play the ball where it lies. Did they want him to politely step away and say he had to see a man about a horse? Fuck that noise says I. That casino guy got what he asked for when stopping a man mid stream. A sad day for America indeed.

Cal To Kentucky?

Coach John Calipari planned to spend Monday meeting with Memphis officials and contemplating what is expected to be a multiyear, multimillion-dollar offer to coach Kentucky, a source close to the situation said. Calipari had a morning meeting with his players to discuss his interest in the Kentucky opening, and players came away convinced their coach would leave for Lexington, the Memphis Commercial Appeal reported, citing a source close to the situation.

I really wish I cared or actually gave a shit. Honestly, I don't know too much about Calipari as a coach or what type of leadership he can bring to the big stage. Probably because he's been fucking around in the minor leagues of college basketball as far as I'm concerned. It's like if the Patriots were sent to the NFC West for a year. Fucking massacre. You can go to the final 4 as many times as you want but until you win the big one, you're not shit. Warning track power doesn't put asses in the seats. Especially in Kentucky where winning one championship doesn't secure anything.

Side Boob Of The Day

cool?

This is kinda cool...i like the classic Michael Jackson in the beginning

Now Hiring.

We're not looking for any real credentials here fellas (or ladies?). Look at me for example. I'm a people person. Very personal, I absolutely insist on enjoying life, not so task oriented, not a work horse. I mean if you're looking for a clydesdale I'm probably not your guy. Like I don't live to work it's more of the other way around; I work to live. If you think you got what it takes to rock the mic right then feel free to let us know. If you can't spell or punctuate then I would ask you to not even apply. I don't have time to sit there and edit your posts and I'm not going to let you make us look like we're coming straight out of the special ed room. This isn't amateur hour. You also gotta be able to bring the motherfuckin heat on the daily. I mean just roll the fuckin dice. You might not laugh at it but some 15 year old in indonesia might think you're a riot. After all, that's what we're all about over here. Touching one child, one at a time.

Wait a couple months then you gon' see.

I called this one too, Siegas Road was the scene...Baynes old living room, I believe I was sitting on the couch next to Nico...Prigione was also in attendance. JRiccio, Desiderato, Avery, and others weren't invited and were irked by this...oh those were the days. My exact words were "Hester...house". Thats besides the point, this video is classy. He sounds like a chicken that has been hanging out with Rza blowing too much yay. Massive Orgy?? I think not. Homeboy is taping his own one man superbowl party, his girl isn't even in the room. Thats some dope shit. 

Basketball news....lets go Michigan State, UNC...you don't need motivation your that nasty....um happy St. Gladys day. Not too much else left to chat about in the sports world. Mark Cuban has twitter (homo shit). Santana Moss has a commercial (who?)....end of story. Its 73  and cloudy in Tampa right now, i guess every rose does have its thorn

Side Boob Of The Day

Syracuse lost on friday, Scottie Reynolds ran my bracket to the brink of death, slap chop guy got arrested, Michael Scott doesn't work for dunder mifflin anymore, I'm actually listening to bow wow, Pele is gay, Kenny Powers was never really called up to the majors, I'm 0-5 and that could be a soccer record or the way my life is going. I'm super, super, sad. I guess you can't really get it all.

This Is How I Feel Right Now

Sham WOW!

MARCH 27--Meet Vince Shlomi. He's probably better known to you as the ShamWow Guy, the ubiquitous television pitchman who has been phenomenally successful peddling absorbent towels and food choppers. Shlomi, 44, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room. According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently retired with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue.

Ohhh Vince. This is not going to look good for the slap chop my friend. You know the first rule of fighting prostitutes is you can't kiss them. I guess the hooker didn't take too kindly when he said, "You're gonna love my nuts." He's not having a boring tuna and certainly not living a boring life. In all honesty though, he's always looked the part to take a hooker back to his hotel room then beat her senseless until she let go of his tonsils. I guess he needed that sham wow to clean up the evidence in this one. or the herpes on his tongue.

Let's Not Cross Swords This Time

BRISTOL, Conn. -- A Bristol man has been arrested in a road rage incident for allegedly waving a machete and a gun at another driver. Bristol police arrested Jose Encarnacion, 34, Thursday after searching for him on behalf of New Britain police. Police were looking for a pickup truck and spotted Encarnacion at a pay phone calling home after allegedly switching vehicles with his wife.

Jose brought a knife to a gun fight and then some. I didn't know it was illegal to be ultimately prepared for dooms day. When you're on the open road it's all about intimidation and you do whatever you gotta do to be top dog. Some bubble gum popping bitch isn't gonna pay attention to you if you tap the horn and yell excuse me. No, you pull out all the stops. Swords, guns, knives, fishing poles, hockey sticks. Whatever it's all fair game as far as I'm concerned. I hope they filed his police report under the fact that Jose was playing chess while others were playing checkers.

Call me a homo

but thats the cutest thing ive ever seen

Easy Ladies

Diego Maradona has reacted to claims made by Pele that he is not a good role model for children, by declaring that he lost his virginity with a man. The Brazilian legend claimed last week that both Ronaldo and Robinho have taken drugs

, and that Maradona is not someone to look up to because of his history with narcotics. The Argentine coach was asked for his thoughts on these statements at a press conference

today, and did not twist his words when responding. "What do you want me to say? He debuted (lost his virginity) with a lad (a man).''

Are you thinking what I'm thinking? We got ourselves an old fashioned bilingual blood fest baby. Pele shouldn't have blown (no pun intended) Ronaldo's cover and Diego shouldn't have let the cat out of the bag with this homo talk. The bottom line is this. I'd rather my kid looking up to great players who did a little drugs on the side rather than a man humping queen who decided to be gay just to make the rest of society feel uncomfortable. This one was too easy to decide who was in the wrong here.

The Girls of Hedsor Hall? Yes Please.

The Girls of Hedsor Hall -- self-described "nymphomaniac" Brianna, heavy drinker Samantha, bad-tempered Margie, high school-dropout Jenna, gutter-mouthed Lillian, wild child Amanda, party girl Kim, snobby bitch Jen M, foul-mouthed Maddy, booty-baring punkette Hillary, bar brawling Paola, and Jennifer, the self-proclaimed "Blackout Queen of North Carolina" -- will have a chance to smooth their rough edges and reform the behavior that's made them notorious.

I didn't know what this show was when I came across it last night (get your mind out of the gutter) but it's everything a guy likes. A bunch of nymphomaniac, heavy drinking, bad tempered, potty mouth talking, booty baring, bar crawling, hard nosed females. The type of girl you certainly do take home to mother. The search for a date to my sister's wedding has officially ended. I think I have hit the motherfucking jack pot. Cha-ching indeed.

P.S. I'd like first dibs on the chocolate one if it's not too much to ask.


I hope no one actually watches this show or takes this seriously....

Side Boob Of The Day

I don't know who she is or where she came from but you know what has 2 thumbs and doesn't care? Thiss guyyyyyy

Beckham Speaks. We Listen.

On Wayne Rooney. ''When you are a bit older, you see players' reactions and see what can happen next,'' Beckham said. ''I've seen it with some of the best players in the world. Look at ZZ, you can see it in his eyes sometimes in games. You know what's going to happen. ''It's all about the passion, which is the biggest thing. You don't want to take that out of him. You can try to get to him in time as a team-mate, but some things are uncontrollable. ''You can have some of the most experienced players in the game telling you to calm down, but sometimes you can't be controlled.''

Yesss finally someone gets it. I'm so sick of these veterans always speaking out telling the young guys like Rooney, Sean Avery and myself to calm down. The bottom line is if you try to change a guy and temperament, you are creating a whole other beast. Playing angry = playing passionate. I've been saying that bullshit for years and now it is finally acknowledged. You can teach fundamentals and manners and all that jazz but skill cannot be taught. Fundamentals are the crutch for talentless. This one coach I had tried to put me on a weight training program, and I was all like, “You and your weights can go fuck off somewhere. I’m not lifting that shit. That shit is heavy. You tell me why I need strength training when I’m strong enough to jump and run over an entire team. Fuck. That." Listen, all I'm trying to say is once your great, you don't fuck with that shit. I don't care if you like slapping girls like Devendorf.

Side Boob Of The Day

Hayden!!

AH! Yeah that's my baby. Insert your disgusting and vulgar comments right here.............You think I was actually going to sink to my normal level for this girl? No way motherfuckers. When it comes to love and respect, I got plenty for my lady. Any girl who can look that cute, that adorable, that beautiful, that sexalicious while eating a rib is a girl I'd like to marry. Seriously, what can't she do right? No matter what she does she is always bringing the heat and I'm seriously doubting I have the bat speed for that cheese. Take that picture and put it next to hers and try to tell me that's not the next best power couple in Hollyhood. Watch out Brangelina.





Tfarms for the pic. Even in boxed me on facebook with it.

How could you be so Swagless??

So this post has nothing to do with the detroit tigers, but rather the memphis tigers who have tonight set on fucking my bracket. Currently down 17, they have officially decided to bust my bracket to make me loose, seeing as how they knew them winning it all was my only chance at the $$$$. I guess Calipari couldnt get the swag going today, so i blame not only him, but his team for being douchers. Thanks a lot, might as well throw in the dream team of rza at the point, me and sells at the forward spots, bayne down low, and ookie.....well doing watever he does. Thanks a lot mother fuckers may you rot in hell....


i needed that money..

Goodbye my lover, Goodbye my friend, you have been the one.

William Addison Bayne the Third. Billy Bayne. Bill Bayne the science pain. Billy. William. Bayne. Banyetrain, and most importantly...sexmachine. You have been chopped my friend. Your lack of production has resembled that of the Lewis Mills Lax team (for scotty). We will miss your long lovely luscious locks, as well as your long veiny rockhard arms. While most members of Mutual have increased their production in these harsh economic times(desi), yours has decreased...and for that my friend, you have been chopped. We here at Mutual hope there is no hard feelings, and that you still think we have dicks like jesus.

On that note here at Mutual we are now hiring for at least one position. If you are interested in writing or designing for mutual...holler. When we say designing we mean Jordon Brault and when we say writing we mean anyone who has not touched lips with the rz. So I'm also fired.

Rza would like everyone to know that you gotta risk it to get the biscuit. Dollar, Dollar Bill Ya'll.

P.S. I tried better on the spelling Mr. Rzas daddy

A Moment Of Clarity Round 2

I like Jay Wright. He's classy, kind hearted and a shockingly good looking individual.

Nike Air Yeezy

Listen I love Nike, sneakers and I love Kanye. So I would obviously be drooling over his first shoe from Nike and Mr. West right? No. What are those things? I'm all about the high top kicks but these look like something straight out of NASA. And they cost $215. If I'm going to spend that much on a pair of shoes I better be able to dunk a basketball, cut a rug, use the flux capacitor, drive a delorean, go back to 1989, smack Marty Mcfly, Order a milk, make it chocolate, warn myself about so many different things I can't write, make Hayden fall in love with me, and so on and so forth.

Oh Stan, You Slay Me.

"Our guys don't care about [home court]. They want to get healthy," Rivers said. "And when we get healthy, we're willing to lace up against anybody."Responded Magic coach Stan Van Gundy: "I want to know how some teams get on the list, where they get excuses and other teams are not on that list. All I've been hearing about is all the injury problems the Celtics have had this year."

I'm all for guys speaking out to the media in defense of their team but not when it's against my favorite squad and certainly not when it comes out of the mouth of one the longest running jokes in the NBA. Stan Van Gundy needs to shut the fuck up. You'd think he would learn his lesson after he got verbally raped by Shaq when he called him out but no. He had to take a swipe at the greatest franchise in the league. You don't know how teams get on the list where they excuses? How 'bout you win a ring you fat motherfucker. When anyone can show me a team that can consistently keep up with a full celtics squad I'll be willing to listen. How this guy would have the audacity to talk after his team blew a 14 point lead and barely hung on for a victory is beyond me. Playing the whole 4th quarter without a certain Kevin Garnett might I add.


P.S. Paul Pierce is one of the top 5 players in the league? I think so.

Side Boob Of The Day

If that doesn't raise an eyebrow and say, "hey this rza fella is pretty talented" then I don't know what will.

My take on AIG

So after i looked at what the "educated motherfucker" (as rza so eliquently put it) i decided that i would throw my input into the AIG situation. Well one situation. If you live in a box and dont watch any tv, AIG got a government bailout and with this dough, the company is givin it out in bonus' for the executives. People are gettin all pissed at the executives for recieving money that was due to them! now i may be in a minority on this issue, but these men (and women i guess.....) deserve the money that is rightfully due to them. They signed a contract, and in this contract was their guarenteed bonus money. Why the fuck any of these people want to give it back is beyond me. Yah sure death threat this death threat that...who cares just hire some body guards with the bonus money you are entitled to. So FUck you idiot americans and let these men (and women?) get what they deserve. Now dont get me wrong im not hatin on all americans,but half of you dumb fucks work at Dunkin Donuts or some dead end job and dont know what 250k is besides some number you cant possibly count to so you get mad when other people are making the money you will never see...ever. so whether you think your taxes are getting put into the pockets of the already wealthy, that may be true, but the same damn money is just gunna go to the GOV reguardless of what its being spent on ... so shut up.

Lets go mets!

Just One Of Those Days

Listen you beautiful bitches I'm about to fuck you up with some truth. There isn't a lot out there today. I could live blog the celtics/magic game but no one would really care about that except for that grady bastard. Maybe I should have blogged about the school that sent a letter to a family demanding their daughter improve her attendance except she died two months ago. I thought that was a little rude. So I'm telling you to go on topofthespectrum.blogspot.com. That's an educated motherfucker over there. I may bring the laughs but he'll be the guy standing in front of congress while they all suck his dong at the state of the union adress. I'll be the guy writing about his custard colored shirt or something.


P.S. I don't know who this jack tyndall motherfucker is but he keeps blowing up someone's status on my news feed and I just wanna say one thing. He might be the most adorable little shit I've seen this side of town since I was 4. No joke. He looks like one of those little kids you would see on a the side of a cereal box from the 80's. If he wasn't 9 I might ask him to be my wing man.

David Babyyyy

So with the title, you probably assume im blogging about my boy David Wright, well not this time ladies. The David i am talking about is not a who, but a what, and that what is David Sunflower seeds. Yes, the sports world is boring me oh so much that i decided to declair my love for this delightful snack. Just pop them in whever you want, driving, working in the yard, and my favorite spot, on the baseball field.

so yes the sports world is boring me that much that i decided to talk about sunflower seeds. reguardless of their awesome taste, i am ashamed to have nothin else to talk about. well not really, i just have nothing good to talk about in the sports world. i mean i could be like sellberg and proclaim my spring sport team (NWC baseball) to be the state champs, but ill give you seasonal updates. I dont know FML i just blogged about sunflower seeds...but they are good nonetheless.

in other news...

your an idiot if you think i have anything else to talk about.

DTP'S about that bomb shittt

One question fuckers....does anybody really read this blog?? No news today. No Basketball. No Baseball. No football. No UFL (yet). Golf IS IN FULL FUCKING SWING!! Look for the Lewis Mills Spartans to win a state championship in Golf this year. With Diclemente headlining. Burts Bees is the shit. Im going to bed. Fuck I need to shower. I fell in love today. Conskanko wants to change his screen name...he thinks its 6th grade. I stole gum today from the agora. Im going to hell. Lost and insecure....you find me. WE WILL SEE YOU ALL THURSDAY NIGHT AT 9PM FSA for the MSC game. LETS GO BABY. 

Things I Hate: Scarfs

Scarfs or scarves? I don't know. All I know is I don't like this trend. Listen, I get it when it's cold out and windy or whatever. Rock it with a jacket if it's cold. That's adorable. Looking all snuggle bunny and shit makes me want to hug ya. But how are you going to wear a scarf and a wife beater like weezy? If you're neck is so cold then why not put on some sleeves I say. On a warm day that has to scratch your neck or do something unpleasant. Girls too. Yeah lets wear a cool t-shirt and maybe a matching scarf and kanye west sunglasses. We're not looking at you because it's cute, it's because you look like a retard. I shouldn't use retard because even they know how to dress themselves properly. How do I feel about cardigans? Well that's something I might be interested in.

You Go Sean Avery

I don't know who this Sean Avery guy is but apparently this is his first fight since returning from suspension. Have I mentioned he's putting up MVP numbers? He may or may not be my favorite player and it's quite possible I've posted about him before.

Side Boob Of The Day

I tried to figure out what was going on in this picture but it just made my head hurt. I can't tell where one body ends and the other begins. Just madness. Pure madness.

DICE-K WINS SECOND WBC MVP.

Cool. Redsox=I don't care. 

WBC=I don't care 

Asian Boy^=care too much

Maybe You Should Sext Next Time Josh.

According to an NFL source, McDaniels sent a text to the disgruntled Cutler before arriving here at the owners meetings. Cutler has yet to respond.

Ouch. That's all I can say. There is nothing more hurtful than a completely ignored text message. Sellberg does it to me all the time and my heart just crushes. It's one thing when an annoying kid asks what's going on when he clearly knows you're having a party because he heard you and yours boys referencing it in basketball when you kept yelling how wet you're gonna be on the table tonight with that stroke. But it's just fucking rude to snub someone when they're reaching out to you. Trust me. Been there, done that. You put your heart on the line, the least you can do is return it with a simple "it's whatever" or my favorite "oh. ok." That's just basic ethics people.


I don't know why there is a picture of a shirtless Sean Avery either.

Happy 130th Lady

Officials in Kazakhstan say they have a found a woman who will this week celebrate her 130th birthday, making her 16 years older than the oldest known human currently living. Sakhan Dosova - a mother of ten - says she has never visited a doctor nor eaten sweets. She is addicted to cottage cheese and puts her longevity down to her sense of humour. Her remarkable age came to light during a census in Karaganda in northern Kazakhstan. Demographers were astonished to find that she was also on Stalin's first census of the region in 1926 when her age was given as 47.

Leave it to the ex soviets to have the healthiest broad ever. I don't know why I didn't think of this shit earlier. I hate visiting the doctor too. Maybe it's just me but I don't like being to told to urinate on command or drop the trousers and not get any sort of satisfaction except dick jokes. Yeah, it stresses me the fuck out. And isn't cottage cheese what chubby chicks will eat for 3 weeks so they look right in that bikini? Call me whatever you would like but I think I'd date this chick in her good day. A pretty european who never eats sweets, has a sexy sense of humor and is down to get rowdy (has 10 kids). She's like the 130 year old version of me.


P.S. It's only tuesday and I've written my ass off already. You bitches better start clicking on ads and getting me paid. Being this awesome isn't easy after writing a 10 page paper on polytheism and it's consequences in ancient mesopotamia. suck on that. everyone.

I don't know whats more embarassing. The fact that everyone on this show is just using him as a joke and he doesn't know it or that his real name is Keenan. I feel like I'm watching the penguin in Happy Feet just dance and we all just laugh at him. I'm honestly in one of the biggest moral battles with myself after this one.

Just Thought I'd Post Pictures Of My Wife

I know, I know, I know. Rza why are you posting pictures of your wife? Do you like making us feel like shit? Well yes I do but there is another reason. Hayden has totally rocked my world today. She totally changed my theory about girls with longer hair getting haircuts. Yeah, I hated it 12 hours ago but not anymore. She looks absolutely adorable. If it's wrong to say I'd get down on one knee today and marry her then I don't wanna be right. I guess it's true what they say. Sometimes love comes around and just knocks you down.


P.S. Frank Duba I don't know ya but when you ask to be my friend on facebook you're automatically open for criticism. 2 of your favorite albums of all time are Springsteen's Greatest hits(I'm not gonna hound ya for having a greatest hits cd as a favorite but w/e) and Jimmy Buffet''s Ultimate Margaritaville Collection? You're a man I'd like to have a couple beers with. Nothing else my man. Keep doing whatever it is the fuck you're doing. It's workin.

Side Boob Of The Day

This is bad, real bad, Michael Jackson. Now I'm mad, real mad, Joe Jackson. You should leave your boyfriend now, I'ma ask him.

this is startin to grind my gears..

For those of you who dont know, this is Mike Francesa, possibly the most angry/annoying may on the planet. This man has been on a steady decline ever since the end of mike and the mad dog ended. The mother fucking OG Chris Russo aka Mad Dog got sick of putting up with Francesa's shit, and decided to go be with real sports fans that give legit arguements. My problem with Francesa is that he is a bitter man who hates on all athletes and teams, especially those who he covers most, New York Sports. This ruthless ass could hate on such a man as Lance or Tiger, or any of the classiest men in sports. He just finds pleasure in demoralizing people to make them feel uglier then his fat ass. The Mike Francesa show sucks ass, and nobody wants to hear this prick ramble about nothing and yell at fans who call in with their opinions. Kick him off the air WFAN and YES network, and do yourself a favor and invite Mad Dog back on the air. His shit was priceless.

In other news...

-It appears as if the Japs are gonna win barring a 1 run comeback from the Koreans...who cares...yellow bastards...

-Day one of NWC baseball tryouts were easy as hell for those who care...nobody probably does so...yah

-and of course...Go Memphis

God bless Texas

I Watched 1TreyHill Instead of Jack Bauer. Cut My Balls Off Now.

It's back and now my ultra homosexual posts are back. Once again, this one is for the ladies but fellas listen closely. This show is really getting out of hand with its ridiculousness. First, our little guy Jamie is involved in what could be called a lions club basketball game. He touches the ball for the inbound pass and I begin counting. Yup, 8 seconds. Obviously we're not teaching these kids the rules of the game, completely ignoring the 5 second violation. I'm not even going to go into the total disregard for fundamentals. these kids should know the stack play. It's the most elementary and simple thing to diagram. Jamal goes left, Mike goes right, and so on and so forth until the 4 kid goes straight back for the safety. I don't know what is so god damn hard about that. Second. Dan Scott is going for a heart transplant. The nurse boy who is delivering this heart in a cooler suddenly trips, falls, drops the heart from the cooler, the heart hits the floor and then a dog from no where comes and eats it. WHAT!? And then Lucas just walks in and gives him this face like "Ahhh shit man, we'll get em next time." No, no, no, no. Another thing. What is with every dude in this show having the same haircut as me. I get it guys, we all wanna look the part but I gotta live my own life. Moving on. This show is not even over yet and I just typed this all up. Yeah, I'm absolutely done with this shit. If I ever watch it again, I give all you first dibs on smacking my first born child in the face. The only positive thing that I can take from this show is that this guy Julian is drinking from a bottle of dos equis beer. And I have 100% more respect for this guy from Dawson's Creek.


p.s. 1 in 4 American girls has a STD. "I like those odds" said Dan Donahue.

Oliver Wolcott tech makes Yahoo headlines...

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Rza, you really turn my tables.

Rza, you call your self a cuse fan eh? I realize you were brought up in the frozen tundra up there in NYC...and grandma still calls it home etc etc. BUTT dude...you can't brag about your team winning when you don't even have them in the final four, thats a crock of shit if you ask me. Its okay tho...'cause your a lyrical genius and i would do anything to give you a spray tan. 

Boys...get to steppin...Bayne i realize you have things to do...like play slap and tickle with the lacrosse team etc. etc. but a post a month should suffice. Desi...i know for sure you have more in you...suckin off david wright might take priority to the blog...but atleast put us second. --joke...i wish i could spraytan all three of you simultaneously...with peanutbutter. Gay?? I think not

In other news...Orefice, wade, and caruso really suck at pickin games, must have been that threesome they had in my bathtub...i really gotta stop

Time For A Shake Up.

I don't know what's gotten into this blog lately. When did it become uniform to write our posts in lists? And I'm not feeling the 1 post a week thing just to save your asses from getting axed. Well I got some news for everybody. One of the founding fathers is making a return to the blog. He's going to bring us some fucking credibility. The only man with college GPA above 3.0 (give me time people). I've gone to war with him in my foxhole(acorn wars 2003) and he's a better man then I'll ever be. They call him sir. One of the only yankee/g-men fans I will ever respect. Welcome his nastyness back, Mr. Nesty. Quite frankly I really don't give a shit if he ever posts or not, just as long we got his name on our site we'll be a little more respected.


P.S. If I lose to a bunch of 17 year bitches in soccer then I will hang up the cleats forever. It's already embarassing enough that they get to breath the same air as me.

Later Bro

BOSTON -- Curt Schilling retired from baseball Monday, ending a career in which he won World Series titles with the Boston Red Sox and Arizona Diamondbacks and was one of the game's most dominant pitchers and grittiest competitors. The 42-year-old right-hander said on his blog he's leaving after 23 years with "zero regrets." Schilling missed all of last season with a shoulder injury after signing a one-year, $8 million contract.

I thought he retired a year ago but whatever. I would be doing a disservice (is that a word?) to my franchise if I said I wouldn't miss the old man. The bloody sock game is one of my favorite memories of all time. Anyone who questions the reality of that has been known to be put through a wall courtesy of me. He's one of the best big game pitchers there ever will be and he absolutely deserves a spot in the hall of fame. Would we have made the world series last year if he pitched in that game 7? Maybe, that's hard to say. One, because I was drunk and two, because I was drunk. He's great and all but it's hard for me to say I'm all shook up that he's leaving. I survived without him last year and if anything he was just becoming an old guy who would distract the team with his outspoken behavior. I couldn't put up another year of him talking about Manny or why the republican party is the only shin dig to hit up on a friday night. I loved him when he was playing but honestly he doesn't even crack my top 10 of favorite players. Nomar is on that list and he quit on us so that's saying something. I'm also the type of guy who would invite Sean Avery and Ron Artest to dinner and punch Lance Armstrong in the face so I'm no judge of good character.

Pardon the Interuption

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Hello readers, i apologize for lack of production lately but i have been very busy but here are a few things i must tell you.

1. There are currently 9 people (myself included of course) in our bracket above Barack Obama in the rankings, stick to politics Mr. President.

2. Today was the first day of voluntary workouts for the Bills T.O. wasnt there suprise suprise, idk whose worse for sports him or A-roid, can anybody support either of these guys? I hope not.

3. Dan Kramer went through a from G's to Gents transformation today, for the first time in all of high school (dead serious) he wore jeans (not his) and didnt wear his ratty old hat. He now sports a new look with gelled hair and polo shirts, ladies look out.

4. Today was opening day for Lewis Mills Mens lax, for all you haters out there who thing we suck I'd like to inform you that last year we had a winning record, made states, and our record was better than boys bball this year. This season looks to be just as promising.

5. Im on a boat motherfucker take a look at me.

6. MSC indoor plays the 0-5 inter united u-17 this thursday at 9, this will be a game for the ages i assure you, spectators are strongly encouraged.

7. Steve Caruso was the only person in the United States to have Florida State in the Championship game....wtf why caruso? sophmore latin meaning - wise fool.

8. Go youtube the battle at kruger, im no nature freak but this video is funny, inspirational, and has a happy ending, not to mention almost 43 million views.

9. Mike Orefice is the only person I know who doesnt think Forgetting Sarah Marshall is hillarious, he doesnt even think its funny, get on him about that.

10. Graduation is June 22nd, come sooner.

That is all

Yeah, Lance

Lance Armstrong will have surgery for a broken collarbone that will interrupt, but not necessarily derail, his preparation for the Tour de France this summer. Armstrong was with the main pack of riders Monday afternoon, chasing a breakaway on a rough, narrow country road, when he got caught in a pileup near the end of Stage 1 of the Vuelta a Castilla y Leon, a minor five-day stage race in the countryside north of Madrid. He landed heavily and sat cradling his right arm until an ambulance arrived to transport him to a local hospital. X-rays revealed a fractured middle third right collarbone, and Armstrong also suffered bruising on his hip and arm.

I get it Lance. You beat cancer and all that jazz. It's admirable, you're an American hero. Texas boy makes good blah blah blah. He fell off his bike. Boo fuckin hoo. When I fell off my bike I didn't go to the hospital. I whiped the blood off my arm and I got back and put the peddle to the metal. You didn't become a legend on the carriage drive bike circuit by pulling out of races. Oh, and if I saw a pileup of other bikers I would usually try to avoid them. I might be an asshole but I'm not gonna run a couple of my competitors over just because I have one nut and they have two. You got what you deserved. That's harsh? Maybe don't cheat on your wife with sheryl crow. Or try to date Mary Kate Olson. Just because he had cancer it's like people give him the free pass on everything and I don't like it. If Lance wants to challenge me to a race then I'm free anytime. Go karts, grocery store, those remote control boats. When it comes to Lance Armstrong, the story ends with me puttin him into the wall.

God Loves Cleveland State?

“He literally believed that God has sent him here, and this is what he was supposed to accomplish,” says Jayson Gee, Cleveland State’s associate head coach. “God sent Moses to free Israel. God sent Gary Waters to resurrect Cleveland State. I really believe that. I believe that 100 percent.

Listen. I'm no religious scholar(maybe I'll call myself a theology major if it's gets me into harvard) but I know one thing is for sure. God doesn't give a rats ass about Cleveland State. God don't love ugly. No one should. You won one game in the tournament. Congrats. 31 other teams did the same thing. And to be resurrected don't you have to be alive at one point? I may be wrong but I don't remember Cleveland State winning. Ever.

Side Boob Of The Day

I get to post side boob of the day because I'm the money maker. The peoples champ. I'm the Jim Boeheim of this shit hole. They'll name a court or blog in my honor some day. You're all just little Paul Pasqualonis. Did you know Paul coached at Western CT before Syracuse? That's why they pay me the big bucks fellas.

Let me enlighten you

there is much to talk about:

1. My bracket is just fine as long as memphis wins.

2. Monday, March 3rd 2008 marks the beginning of NWC baseball in its full force. Look for my social schedule to be cut down because of severe ass whoppings that will come from now until the end of the school year.

3. Im glad the United States is done with the WBC so my N***** david wright can start catchin up on what hes missed with his troops stationed in Port St. Lucie FL.

4. I am excited to play golf. This may be a shock to some because i suck ass but i dont care. Call me shankapotomus.

5. I love the little baby in those commertials. "hey girl can i hit you back?"

6. Bruce Willis put action movies on the map with the Die Hard series. Single handedly put together the greatest movie franchise of all time; well that and Bad Boys 1 and 2.

7. Goldfish are a great snack. Its impossible to just have one. They are such small delightful snacks that one just does not satisfy to the fullest.

8. I challenged a black man to a game of basketball scheduled to be played on March 27th. The Desi household if you are interested.

9. i havent been posting too much lately, but more then baynetrain.

10. Why does Rza only get to post the side boob of the day?

11. Chuck Norris sucks. He's the most overrated man ever. Why is his beard so mystical?

12. The memphis tigers are a sexy ass pick for the NCAA championship.

13. I am angry at how much Lebron James dominates his sport. He makes some of the best basketball players in the world look like his bitches. That just isnt fair for a man to run train on his sport like that.

14. Donahue needs to do more tips for tits. that shit is just hillarious.

15. I love rock and roll so put another dime in the Juke box baby.

16. I want to be a Owner/Coach/Player in the Lingeree Football League (LFL).

And in other news.

there is no other news.

P.S. Devendorf Is Oh So Sweet!

I meant to post this earlier but I got caught up in all this Madness. SYRACUSE IS GOING TO THE SWEET 16 BITCHES! I'm not an advocate for allegedly choking females but if that's the juice that makes Devendorf run then let him be. The white guy who wishes he was black was absolutely clutch today. Can we beat Oklahoma? without a doubt. Can we out muscle and out hustle UNC? uh huh. I can't wait for next week when we put on the orange jerseys for all of national television.

Where the team at??

Mutual has turned into a two man show, and I dont fucking like it. Its a crock of shit if you ask me. Were a team of 4...I realize we all have busy weekends, but homeboys gotta show up for work. Im dissatisfied, i feel like Shaq, Rza is my Kobe...and were just doing our best to win championships. WE NEED THAT DEREK FISHER. LETS GO DESI. LETS FUCKING GO BAYNE...gentlemen will be fired if Tom Izzo has anything to do with it...fuck that noise.

Megan fox is gods creature