I Smell a Twitter War!!!!!

I love the smell of a good twitter war at 9:00 on a Thursday. I kind of want to start one. I always end up in some weird flirty experience when somebody tweets back at me. I guess I'm just a hopeless romantic like Jimmy Fallon's character in Fever Pitch. I actually just watched Fever Pitch for the first time the other day since like 2006 and I never realized how fucking awful it is. Every Red Sox fan should go out and buy a copy then take a giant shit on it.