Bobby Valentine is quickly climbing his way up the "most annoying announcer list" so here is our Sunday Night Baseball Drinking Game to get you through the night. The "drink" rules will stay the same each week but the "chug" rule will change depending on who's playing.
Drink every time:
ESPN uses the behind the plate camera view
They use K-Zone during an at-bat (one drink per batter)
Bobby Valentine says something that makes you want to mute the TV
The ump and K-Zone disagree (2 drinks)
Chug:
Whenever the announcers talk about Derek Jeter (you're gonna be fucked up by the 2nd or 3rd inning...depending on fast you metabolize alcohol - which depends on a variety of factors such as: age, gender, size, genetics - don't say we never taught you anything)
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