This Explains So Much.

I'll tell ya what. Hold a gun to my head and make me decide between marrying Beadle or Heather from the Real World and I think I'd rather let you put a bullet between my eyes. It's criminal to pick between those two beauties. Can't do it. won't do it.


Update! The ESPN rising star and the ESPN hockey analyst – who were dating since late 2010 – recently split up, according to a source. Supposedly, it had nothing to do with Barnaby’s May arrest.

YAHTZEE! Cue the music!