Man Lights Himself On Fire

Manchester, Conn. - Manchester police said a man is in the hospital after dousing himself with gasoline and lighting himself on fire during a domestic incident. Police said officers responded to the house on Hackmatack Street around 8:15 p.m. Saturday night. Police said the man was in the backyard when he lit himself on fire. The man was taken to a local hospital and is presumed to be in critical condition. Police estimated he was burned on 45 percent of his body.

The only logical place for this incident to happen was on Hackmatack Street.  It's not something normal sounding like Davis or Pretty Flowers Lane. Nope. It had to be on Hackmatack. Which brings up another one of my long standing theories. Bad things happen on street names that could also double as wrestling moves. I'd be very curious to look up the crime and accident report from the past year on Moonsault Drive or Facebuster street. Just something to think about. And no I don't feel bad about the dude being in critical condition after lighting himself on fire. What a moron. The world would be probably be better off without him in it.