Doug Anthony Hutchinson, the 51-year-old actor who was the head of the DHARMA initiative on 'Lost', married Courtney Stodden, an aspiring country singer who happens to be 16-years-old, a month ago.
The most important part of this story is that Courtney Stodden has enormous cans. They are most likely fake though. Yes, yes, I realize she's wearing a t-shirt that says they are real and we should trust it but I have my doubts. Thanks to the great age of the internet we can find out things like - she weighs 96 pounds and is 36-23-34 at 5'3" which I'm pretty sure is the exact measurements of what Sir Mix-A-Lot wants in "Baby Got Back".
EW - Thirty-five may not have been one of the cardinal numbers on Lost, but you can bet it has incredible significance to former star Doug Anthony Hutchison. For that’s the number of years separating the 51-year-old actor, who played DHARMA honcho Horace Goodspeed on the hit, and his new wife, 16-year-old aspiring country singer Courtney Alexis Stodden.
The newlyweds said their vows last month in Las Vegas. The actor broke the news only his personal website, writing, “Doug Anthony Hutchison and Courtney Alexis Stodden became husband and wife on Friday May 20th, 2011, at 12 pm in The Little Chapel of Flowers in Las Vegas, Nevada.”
He added, “Mr. and Mrs. Hutchison live together happily ensconced in their Hollywood Hills home with their lil’ pups, Everette and Tuna.”Well as long as they have their lil' pups everything else will be okay. Courtney's mom signed the marriage consent form which was required because of that fact that she's 16 and all. You go mom! I'm still convinced she's not 16 though. I mean, look at these pictures. It'd be more believable if you told me she was 30. Remember when I told you Courtney was an aspiring singer?
Best parts about this video:
1. The entire song is 1:38 long
2. The pink dog
3. I have a new phrase to use - "Don't put it on me girl!"
4. The lip movement to the audio rivals that of a Japanese cartoon
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