I'm Gonna Cup So Many Asses When This Blog Hits 100,000 Page Views

I feel like I have to have some sort of celebration, right? People can talk all the shit they want but game film doesn't lie and the stats are right there for everybody to peep. I got a funny feeling that my dad, handsome cat and siblings aren't the only people who read this blog anymore. Now somebody tell  me how my ass tastes.