Uhh There's More Playoff Games? You Mean Lebron Didn't Win a Ring For Beating Boston?

CHICAGO -- Frustrated by a rough start, Derrick Rose stood up at halftime and apologized to his teammates. As makeups go, they'll take it. Rose scored 28 points, Luol Deng contained LeBron James and the Chicago Bulls struck first in the Eastern Conference finals, pulling away to beat the Miami Heat 103-82 in Game 1 on Sunday night.  The Bulls are off to a good start after sweeping the Heat during the regular season. They went on a 10-0 run midway through the third quarter, then pulled away in the fourth. As the final minutes ticked away, fans chanted "Over-rated!" and "Beat the Heat!"

I really thought the season was over with the way Miami was celebrating that series win. Running up and down the court, thanking Boston for inspiration and shit. Somebody should have told those assholes they have 2 more rounds to go and one of which is against the #1 seed with the league MVP. Am I jumping on the Chicago bandwagon? Uhh fuck yeah. Just like the world jumped on ours when we tagged Osama. Evil will not and cannot prevail.



P.S. If you grew up in the 90's and didn't love Chicago then fuck you. Don't think for a second I haven't already pulled my Pippen jersey and Bulls hat out for this series. God is doin' a new thang!