I'll Write This Blog Post While Studying With My Political Science Book In My Lap

Slow news day at WFSB HQ, I guess. Teens found in possession of alcohol at party? Barbaric! The youth is all backwards these days. How is that front page news? The only way I can see it getting top billing is if the kids were found with anything but alcohol. You're not getting me to click on a story about a couple teenagers drinking beers in the street. You know what will get my dick all jumpy though? "Teens found in Possession of Yoo-Hoo Kegs and black lady porn at Party. Bill Cosby Applauds Effort." I don't know, I'm just spit balling over here.