Little known fact about me but I've been going on a one man campaign to destroy Dunkin Donuts. Fuck them. Fuck they're dumb ass employees with no goals and no future. Little back story for your ass. I used to hit up Dunkin' before my 9:25 class. Rza needs a little kick in the ass to jump star his ultra sleak mojo. And one thing I hate is being given the wrong order through a drive-thru. I fucking hate going into places. Sometimes I won't even buy beer because I don't feel like getting out of my car so when a fat bitch quickly tosses me a hot latte instead of the iced latte I ordered, I get a little upset because I don't have time to correct them. I mean I have places to go. Another one of my pet peeves is showing up to class late. I won't do it. I'll sit my ass in the car and play with my average sized dick for 50 minutes than be 5 minutes late and distract people. But back to Dunkin Blownuts. I don't think they've gotten my order correct in the last 5 tries I went there. And each time after the first mistake, I emphasized the word "Iced." I even said it twice. So what do I get in return? A hot fucking latte. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me 5 times, I'm putting my car in park and ripping your tubby fucking body through the window and kicking your dick into your throat. Dunkin Donuts is dead to me. They no longer exist.
In conclusion, I've started going to McDonald's for my iced lattes and they're phenomenal. They have yet to fuck up my order which is surprising because the majority of them are hispanic. I know I'm supposed to capitalize the "h" in "hispanic" but that would mean they're something of importance. Whoa. Did I say that? Yeah I did. Fuck you you sensitive peasant.
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