The World Can End Now. 100,000 Page Views Out The Ass

Now let's take a look at important happenings throughout history on May 21st.

1851- Slavery is abolished in Colombia.

1904- FIFA is founded in Paris.

1936-  Sada Abe is arrested after wandering the streets of Tokyo for days with her dead lover's severed genitals in her hand. Her story soon becomes one of Japan's most notorious scandals.

1998- Miami, Fl, five abortion clinics are hit by an acid attacker.

2001- French Taubira law officially recognizes the Atlantic slave trade and slavery as crimes against humanity. (Thanks for that court ruling, France. Don't know what we'd do with you)

2005 - The tallest roller coaster in the world, Kingda Ka, opens at Six Flags.

2011- The sun shines for the first time in days. Ogling Ed Hochuli hits 100,000 views. Return Of The Mack is on repeat for the next 24 hours and procreation is at an all time high.

P.S. When the fuck did Chris Broussard become a basketball analyst on ESPN? Dude is a complete jackass. Wasn't he like a Ric Bucher reporter type before? Now he thinks he's the black Tim Legler or something. I know Jalen Rose kind of sucks but leave it to the real athletes to talk about real athletes. Broussard was just asked about how Westbrook's benching will effect the Thunder and he answered it by saying it'll be OK because him and Eric Maynor are best friends. Oh, OK. Thanks, bro.