You Know Who Had a Great Thanksgiving Break? This Guy

Kid is living the dream. This is sweet talking 101. Check out the hand placement on these young lovers. He says, "I'm gonna play the back off game. See if she takes the bait. Then it's gut check time just like master rza taught me." And she says, "Spider-man is dope. I'm drunk. Who put shoe laces in my cup? How the fuck did they get shoe laces? Where am I? Is that Brad Pitt? Who gives a fuck!" Ahhh, you kids keep me young.


P.S. You know he totally opened up with a line asking if she's ever heard of Ogling Ed Hochuli.