Classic NYC Corner Bodega Brawl

I still can't tell if the fatass is a guy or girl. That determines what side of the fence you fall on with this fight. All I know is somebody owes somebody else money and that never goes over well. Throw in the fact that tubby decides to spill the snack rack and all bets are off. I actually think that should define the climax of this fight. Like a shouting match was fine but then you mess with my doritos? Oh hell no. Similar to the Cold War. This was a staring contest until Cuba started harboring Russian missiles and it set off the bay of pigs invasion. You can learn a lot from history.


P.S. Not a good look for Four Loko sitting on that counter top. We just keep getting put in the wrong place at the wrong time.