HOLD ON TO YOUR DICKS!!!

Randy Moss was waived by the Vikings on Monday just weeks after Minnesota traded a third-round draft pick to the New England Patriots for the receiver. Vikings players said Monday that coach Brad Childress told them that Moss "is no longer with us." Linebacker Ben Leber told the Star Tribune that Childress didn't give the team a reason for Moss' ouster from Minnesota. "No reason, really, [he] just wanted to give everybody a heads-up and say this is what's going on, and that's it," Leber told the newspaper. "He didn't really dive into any details, and just said that's what were going to go with." Moss will be on waivers for the next 24 hours. The Patriots, who own the NFL's best record, would only have a chance to claim Moss if the NFL's other 31 teams pass. If Moss isn't claimed he will be free to sign with any team.

 

Listen, I said some terrible things about Randy Moss but that's all protocol for how you have to act after a long love affair. If Kim Kardashian breaks up with me, I'm gonna tell people she has a heavy flow and a wide set vagina. Not that she's beautiful and loaded with cash. But what if she gives me another shot to get it right? I'm on that ass like white on rice. Now follow along with me. This move certifies how brilliant Bill Belichick is. He saw Randy Moss becoming a problem, acting like a spoiled bitch and he sends him to timeout in Minnesota for 3 weeks. So Randy acts like everything is all peaches for a while because we're not in his mind anymore. Out of sight, out of mind type of thing. But then yesterday happens. The two former lovers see each other for the first time at a party at his ex-husband's house and we're looking like a fucking 10 at this point. 5-1 with our QB putting up MVP numbers while he's slumming it with a 2-4 group of slackers. Minute after minute ticks by and he slowly realizes that maybe he was the one to blame. That maybe he he had it all wrong to begin with and then the press conference comes where he praises everybody in New England from Tom Brady to Jordan Blum's baby boy. The Vikings say, "fuck you, I saw you giving Tom Terrific googly eyes last night. I'm out of this relationship." There was a reason nobody had a bad thing to say about one another when the trade first went down. Somebody ask the world how our ass tastes. The New England Patriots are fucking running the NFL.