Monday, November 1, 2010

The Gates Of Hell Are Finally Opening Up On Germany

A crater some 65 feet (20 meters) deep has opened up in a residential area of an eastern German town - swallowing a car and a garage door but causing no injuries. Emergency services were called to the scene in Schmalkalden at about 3 a.m. (0200 GMT) on Monday by a resident who reported hearing unusual noises. Six houses and 25 people were evacuated. Lutz Katschmann of Thuringia state's environment and geology office said it wasn't immediately clear why the ground gave way, the German news agency DAPD reported. The crater measures 98 feet by 98 feet (30 meters by 30 meters).

It's about time. Fuck Germany. I'm still pissed off about how they thought could run around and dominate Europe then think they were taking over the world. We're America, baby. We are the motherfucking world.  How's that for a final solution? That crater looks like a giant anus and every German home sliding down it is God's way of butt fucking you.

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