What The Fuck Are Those?

These are the new, hot cleats on the market? So that's what the kids are wearing these days? It looks like someone puked and then tried to color it with an orange high lighter. Either that or some weird cheetah print design that the gays are probably very familiar with. I don't know. I'm running on fumes today. If I even see a beer bottle, I'm going to vomit all over my sweater. Yeah, I'm wearing a sweater and I don't have anywhere to go. I'm classy like that.