Pablo Sandoval Knows How To Celebrate a World Series

Gotta love fat dudes. I don't think I've met a fat guy that I totally hated and a lot of people piss me off. They're just happy to be alive and thank God for giving them one more day at that weight. If I'm going out drinking, I want a fatty with me. Like a personal body guard or something. And I've found that chicks love fat asses. Not to hook up or anything but they love to chat it up with and giggle with a fat guy. I don't know what it is. I see a belly rolling with laughter and it's infectious.