The Kardashians Are The Coolest

It's fair to say the Kardashian's are a bunch of losers, right? I don't give a fuck how much money you have or what your net worth is. Making a music video to Katy Perry with your family in bathing suits is creepy. And weird. You wanna know how to scare a prospective boyfriend off real quick? "Hey, wanna see the music video my family made on vacation? Try to ignore my little brother ogling and grinding on my honkers. And I know you want probably want to bang my little sister but she's like 15." They're just a lame family. What I mean is they're the type of people who will talk about how awesome prom was when they were in high school when anybody with a brain will tell you prom is for the birds. That's exactly why I didn't go to mine. I didn't wanna look back on my life and ask what the fuck was I thinking rocking that monkey suit of a tux? That's what growing up is. I used to think that prom camping weekend was the best weekend ever but then I went to college and grew a dick and realized that's a Tuesday at school and guess what? You don't even have to sleep in a tent or listen to the chubby chick who sits behind you in stat and trig get pounded by tractor traylor.
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P.S. How sideways has Lamar Odom gone since his days at URI? Scott Disick might be more normal than him at this point.

P.S.S. I want Kourteny Kardashian so bad I can taste it.

I'm Giddy For Game 1 Of The Finals Tonight and I Don't Like it

I can go on and on about how much I fucking hate Chris Bosh and Lebron and how I wouldn't even bat an eyelash if they died tomorrow. I can do that for a lot of people. But I got to thinking today about how I'm weirdly excited to watch two teams I hate with a passion. Make no mistake about it, I can't stand Dallas. I hate the entire state of Texas. I hate the Cowboys, I hate Mark Cuban, I hate the Rangers, I hate the Alamo, I hate the Spurs, I hate George W Bush, I hate illegal immigrants, and I  hate how people want to compare Dirk to Larry Legend even though Dirk has won absolutely nothing in his career. But having said all that, I want to see this game happen because beneath all the hateful feelings and Celtic pride, there's the truth. Yeah Lebron James is a piece of shit dude but he's also pretty fucking good. I'm talking top 3 of all time. He does things that no other player has done before him and might not do after him. It'd be dumb as shit to not watch that egotistical jackass in the Finals just because I'm bitter about an early playoff exit. I also think Dirk is pretty fucking good. He aint Lebron and he aint Larry Bird which means he aint great but he's a good player. He's like Luke Donald in golf. He'll give you a couple runs at the #1 spot in this era but can he stand the test of time if he went at Tiger, Nicklaus, Palmer, Mickelson, and Hogan all in their prime at the same time? Doubt it.

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Scotty Mccreery, do you know who is he? If you fans of American Idol, you must be familiar with Scott McCreery. He is the winner of American Idol 2011 after breaking record more than 122 million votes. Scotty Mccreery is a high school baseball player. Audience always standing up and screaming while he sing a song. "Never in my wildest dreams [did I think I'd win]. I've got to thank the Lord first, he got me here. Thank y'all so much!" McCreery, 17, said

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Did Bartolo Colon Seriously Just Pitch Another Shutout? How Is Nobody Yelling About Steroids?

"In a short span, people are all going to wonder what the big deal about steroids was all about," Fehr told me then. "Wait until you start hearing about the stuff that's coming: gene therapy and genetic engineering. This is just the start." Six years later, Bartolo Colon -- who turned 38 years old Tuesday, who missed the entire 2010 season with elbow problems, who hadn't appeared in more than 19 games since 2005 and looked like another of yesterday's men at the end of his baseball journey -- is enjoying a revival that is, in these suspicious times, newsworthy. Colon signed a one-year, $900,000 contract with the Yankees as a non-roster player, a nothing deal, yet is in the starting rotation, throwing harder than ever, setting off alarms suggesting performance enhancement no different from a slugger having his best seasons as he approaches his sunset years. The secret behind Colon's rediscovered success, he says, is not better diet (easily confirmed by anyone who has seen him in uniform this season) or Pilates, rededication to the game, flaxseed oil or all the other old canards that masked a dishonest era. To treat an ailing elbow and rotator cuff, he was injected with stem cells. This procedure is so nascent that many doctors are viewing it through a lens of science fiction.
Because Colon underwent the surgery in the Dominican Republic, where steroids and growth hormone are legal, and because the doctors have used HGH in past such procedures (although they say they did not for Colon), Major League Baseball is investigating. Meanwhile, one of the doctors who performed the surgery, Leonel Liriano, says he has been contacted by at least 10 pitchers who want him to do for them what he apparently did for Colon. 

Where's George W. Bush when you need him? This stem cell bullshit wouldn't fly with him in office. But on a serious note, how fucking awesome is stem cell research? I'm all about that shit except when we're helping 38 year old pitchers regain their youth with the New York Skanks.


P.S. Liriano says he's been contacted by 10 pitchers who want him to do for them exactly what he did for colon? Really? Yeah we all contacted the same guy when we saw dougie having the time of his life at a party. This shit stinks of illegal substances.

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Bruce Springsteen is as American as apple pie and if you think otherwise then fuck you.

This a Big Fucking Deal. Mandatory Blog Post

Embattled coach Jim Tressel, two months after publicly apologizing for fallout that resulted in suspensions for him and several of his players, has resigned from Ohio State. "After meeting with university officials, we agreed that it is in the best interest of Ohio State that I resign as head football coach," Tressel said in a statement Monday morning. "The appreciation that Ellen and I have for the Buckeye Nation is immeasurable." Assistant coach Luke Fickell, who had been named to fill in for Tressel during the first five games of the 2011 season in which he was to be suspended, will take over as the interim head coach, Ohio State said in the news release.

I think the only thing I'm left wondering about is if this is the death for the sweater vest.  It's gotta be, right? I can't remember the last time I saw a dude have so much dedication to his sweater vests. It's exactly how I feel about my Minnesota gopher basketball shorts. I refuse to sleep in other pair. Bnt this story represents everything I hate about college football and basketball. It's like the steroid era in baseball. Everybody cheats, only some get caught. the NCAA is corrupt as fuck. Always has been, always will be. A bunch of wanna be jocks sit in a corporate office, raking in millions and millions off student athletes but it's not cool for that 18 year old kid to accept a gift or get a little money on the side for his efforts? That's pretty much what slave labor is. Actually that's exactly what slave labor is. The parallels are scary.

Ryan Giggs Hair

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I Just Puked.

Scottie Pippen, Michael Jordan's longtime teammate, raised eyebrows Friday morning when he said Heat superstar LeBron James "may be the greatest player to ever play the game."

The Hall of Famer's comments on ESPN Radio's "Mike and Mike in the Morning" drew a fierce response on Twitter, as many fans were incredulous at the perceived slight toward Jordan.

Pippen clarified Friday afternoon, tweeting that he does not believe James has eclipsed Jordan -- yet. "Don't get me wrong, MJ was and is the greatest. But LeBron could by all means get to his level someday," said Pippen, who was courtside for the Heat's five-game Eastern Conference finals triumph as a Bulls TV analyst. In his original comments, the 45-year-old, who won six NBA titles alongside Jordan, called his former teammate the best scorer to ever play the game. "Michael Jordan is probably the greatest scorer to play the game, but I may go as far as to say LeBron James may be the greatest player to ever play the game because he is so potent offensively that not only can he score at will but he keeps everybody involved." He added, "No guy on the basketball court is not a threat to score with LeBron James out there. Not only will LeBron dominate from the offensive end as well, but he's also doing it on the defensive end, which really makes him the complete package. He's able to get in those passing lanes, shoot those gaps and create transition opportunities where he is pretty much unstoppable."

This hurts my heart in so many ways. I've always been a huge Scottie Pippen guy. I'd defend him till the day I died. People would try to draw comparisons with him to D-Wade and I'd shut them down immediately. Pippen way by far the most underrated player to pick up a basketball and there's one simple reason why his stock never soared as high as it could. The dude he was playing next to his entire career. Michael Jeffrey Jordan.  Nobody and I mean nobody will ever do what he did on the court. I don't care if Lebron wants to bump 50 a game. He's not Michael. Totally different players with totally different character playing in a totally different game. You can't put a hand on Lebron without getting a foul but MJ was getting his shit rammed every time he took it to the hole. It's fucking criminal. And how does Jordan not kick the shit out of Scottie in this situation? It would be like if Scotty Bouch came out and tweeted one day that those clowns over at BJD were better than me. Huh? Don't get it twisted. They have their days but I'm the godfather of this shit and I'm not going anywhere but up.

Roland Garros French Open Ticket 2011

Roland Garros French Open 2011. Is a prestigious world tennis event in this year. Roland Garros French start the match at saturday 28 May 2011. For you, tenis lovers, would have followed Roland Garros French Open from the beginning. Some names, such as Rafael Nadal, Antonio Veic, Victoria Azarenka and Maria Sharapova became the opening player for match on Saturday. Here I inform French Open match schedule 2011. For those who need information French open Ticket 2011, you can contact French Open official site


Day 7: Saturday, 28 May
Court Philippe Chatrier
11:00 AM Start
Women's Singles - 3rd Round
Roberta Vinci(ITA)[30] vs. Victoria Azarenka(BLR)[4]

Men's Singles - 3rd Round
Rafael Nadal(ESP)[1] vs. Antonio Veic(CRO)

Men's Singles - 3rd Round
Mardy Fish(USA)[10] vs. Gilles Simon(FRA)[18]

Women's Singles - 3rd Round
Maria Sharapova(RUS)[7] vs. Yung-Jan Chan(TPE)

Court Suzanne Lenglen
11:00 AM Start
Women's Singles - 3rd Round
Na Li(CHN)[6] vs. Sorana Cirstea(ROU)

Men's Singles - 3rd Round
Andy Murray(GBR)[4] vs. Michael Berrer(GER)

Men's Singles - 3rd Round
Juan Martin Del Potro(ARG)[25] vs. Novak Djokovic(SRB)[2]

Women's Singles - 3rd Round
Yanina Wickmayer(BEL)[21] vs. Agnieszka Radwanska(POL)[12]

Men's Singles - 3rd Round
Leonardo Mayer(ARG) vs. Robin Soderling(SWE)[5]

Court 1
11:00 AM Start
Men's Singles - 3rd Round
Alexandr Dolgopolov(UKR)[21] vs. Viktor Troicki(SRB)[15]

Women's Singles - 3rd Round
Andrea Petkovic(GER)[15] vs. Jarmila Gajdosova(AUS)[24]

Men's Singles - 3rd Round
Ivan Ljubicic(CRO) vs. Fernando Verdasco(ESP)[16]

Women's Singles - 3rd Round
Maria Kirilenko(RUS)[25] vs. Arantxa Rus(NED)

Court 2
11:00 AM Start
Men's Doubles - 2nd Round
Mahesh Bhupathi(IND)[3] vs. Ashley Fisher(AUS)
Leander Paes(IND)[3] vs. Stephen Huss(AUS)

Women's Singles - 3rd Round
Kaia Kanepi(EST)[16] vs. Ekaterina Makarova(RUS)

Men's Singles - 3rd Round
Lukasz Kubot(POL) vs. Alejandro Falla(COL)

Mixed Doubles - 2nd Round
Katarina Srebotnik(SLO)[1] / vs. Virginie Razzano(FRA) /
Nenad Zimonjic(SRB)[1] vs. Dick Norman(BEL)

Mixed Doubles - 1st Round
Jarmila Gajdosova(AUS) / vs. Alize Cornet(FRA) /
Thomaz Bellucci(BRA) vs. Gilles Simon(FRA)

Court 3
11:00 AM Start
Men's Doubles - 2nd Round
Teymuraz Gabashvili(RUS) / vs. Sergiy Stakhovsky(UKR)[16]
Mikhail Kukushkin(KAZ) vs. Mikhail Youzhny(RUS)[16]

Women's Doubles - 3rd Round
Liezel Huber(USA)[4] / vs. Casey Dellacqua(AUS) /
Lisa Raymond(USA)[4] vs. Rennae Stubbs(AUS)

Mixed Doubles - 2nd Round
Chia-Jung Chuang(TPE) / vs. Iveta Benesova(CZE)[7] /
Marcin Matkowski(POL) vs. Leander Paes(IND)[7]

Mixed Doubles - 2nd Round
Vladimira Uhlirova(CZE) / vs. Barbora Zahlavova Strycova(CZE) /
Michal Mertinak(SVK) vs. Horia Tecau(ROU)

Mixed Doubles - 2nd Round
Elena Vesnina(RUS)[4] / vs. Nadia Petrova(RUS) /
Max Mirnyi(BLR)[4] vs. Jamie Murray(GBR)

Court 6
12:00 PM Start
Women's Doubles - 3rd Round
Andrea Hlavackova(CZE) / vs. Alexandra Dulgheru(ROU) /
Lucie Hradecka(CZE) vs. Magdalena Rybarikova(SVK)

Men's Doubles - 2nd Round
Fabio Fognini(ITA) / vs. Max Mirnyi(BLR)[2] /
Filippo Volandri(ITA) vs. Daniel Nestor(CAN)[2]

Men's Doubles - 2nd Round
Dustin Brown(GER) / vs. Alexandr Dolgopolov(UKR) /
Michael Kohlmann(GER) vs. Xavier Malisse(BEL)

Mixed Doubles - 2nd Round
A. Medina Garrigues(ESP) / vs. Ekaterina Makarova(RUS) /
Marc Lopez(ESP) vs. Bruno Soares(BRA)

Court 7
11:00 AM Start
Women's Singles - 3rd Round
Vania King(USA) vs. Petra Kvitova(CZE)[9]

Men's Singles - 3rd Round
Juan Ignacio Chela(ARG) vs. Lukas Rosol(CZE)

Women's Doubles - 3rd Round
Gisela Dulko(ARG)[1] / vs. Sara Errani(ITA)[15] /
Flavia Pennetta(ITA)[1] vs. Roberta Vinci(ITA)[15]

Men's Doubles - 2nd Round
Scott Lipsky(USA) / vs. Rainer Schuettler(GER) /
Rajeev Ram(USA) vs. Alexander Waske(GER)

Court 17
12:00 PM Start
Men's Doubles - 2nd Round
Marc Lopez(ESP)[13] / vs. Christopher Kas(GER) /vs.
David Marrero(ESP)[13] vs. Alexander Peya(AUT)

Women's Doubles - 3rd Round
Natalie Grandin(RSA)[16] / vs. Kveta Peschke(CZE)[2] /
Vladimira Uhlirova(CZE)[16] vs. Katarina Srebotnik(SLO)[2]

Men's Doubles - 2nd Round
Frantisek Cermak(CZE)[14] / vs. Janko Tipsarevic(SRB) /
Filip Polasek(SVK)[14] vs. Viktor Troicki(SRB)

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Is The Champions League Final The Least Talked About Championship Game In America?

Barcelona and Manchester United meet Saturday in the highly anticipated Champions League Final, with each team looking to be the sixth to win four European Cup titles.
I honestly had no idea the Barcelona/Man U game was on Saturday 2 PM until like 10 minutes ago. And it's on Fox? Huh? How the fuck am I just finding out about this? I like to think I keep up with my european football and even I had no idea this game was gonna be on national television. Pretty cool if you ask me. This aint your Dallas Mavs and Miami Heat series where the two teams are simply happy to be there. This is Boston/LA in my eyes. American/Britain in the 1800's. The up and comer in world domination taking on the staple of club soccer for like 50 years. Don't get me wrong, Barcelona has been good for a long time but they're not Man U. Wayne Rooney Vs. Messi. I'm all sorts of excited. I think I said was all sorts of excited twice this week. That's not good. That means I've been a good mood for longer than 10 minutes in the past 5 days.

NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Hayden Panettiere is dating New York Jets [team stats] QB Mark Sanchez. No wonder she recently broke up with Ukranian boxer Wladimir Klitschko! TerezOwens.com reports Hayden dumped the Eastern Bloc hottie to see if the “chemistry between her and Sanchez was legit.” Word is they’re trying to keep the relationship quiet to avoid a media storm. Fail....

No bullshit here. I was about to blog about the Sox scoring 28 runs in the last 24 hours but fuck that now. I don't even care.  What's my average score on the thirst for living scale at this point? About a 2. It would be a 0 but even I know have loads of talent to offer this world. Have you seen my eyes? Watch the fuck out when I rock a blue shirt. Good look drowning in my pupils.

On a side note, I'm still defending 808's and Heartbreak as a classic album. Kanye could put out 12 songs of just a drum beat with him breathing and I'd fall in love with it.

La Reina Del Sur Capitulo 60

Ver La Reina Del Sur Capitulo 60, Ver La Reina Del Sur Capitulo 61.Hi friend, fans de La Reina Del Sur, on Mei 25, 2011. I offer chafter 60 of its telenovela La Reina Del Sur Capitulo 5760 free. La Reina del Sur (The Queen of the South) is a Spanish-language telenovela produced by the United States-based television network Telemundo.

La Reina tell about a your women who strugle her live after her boyfriend killed by a gangster. She going abroad to abandon and there she turn her life to refenge to a killer of her boy friend.She change her life to become a stronger women. Its very interesting and full intrique.

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A Bruins Goal Is >/= To The Feeling I Had The First Time I Had Sex.

Bruins forward Milan Lucic spoke about his line coming up with a goal tonight when Nathan Horton got the Bruins on the board in the second period. "Yeah, it felt good," Lucic said after the critical Game 5 victory. "Two shots between the three of us obviously is unacceptable. We need to do more to create more and in Game 3, well you look at Game 2, we stepped up and scored two goals. Obviously the first goal to get ourselves back in the game, and then in Game 3 we score the first goal to get ourselves up in that game, and tonight we score the first goal again for our team to get ourselves back in the game. And that’s what we need to do, we need to make an impact. I think Horty [Nathan Horton] did a good job, obviously he took two penalties, but that’s okay. When he plays with an edge, it makes him a great player. And that’s the way I think we need to play. We need to play with an edge and play with fire and go out there and just have some fun."


Milan Lucic Said, "We need to play with an edge and play with fire." I've been telling myself that for the past 3 months. Game 6 tonight. That's all.


P.S. I've been quiet on the B's for the past couple games because I feel like they blow it every time I blog about them. So we're probably headed for a game 7. Sorry.

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Mike Brown is replacing Phil Jackson in LA? As in the Mike Brown who failed to do anything worth remembering with Lebron? That Mike Brown? The same Mike Brown who got pushed around by Lebron is gonna be trying his hand at controlling Kobe? Is it Christmas? Can somebody pinch me because I feel like I'm dreaming. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Picture of Kate Middleton Meets Michelle Obama

Fashion Style Michele Obama VS Kate Middleton. Follow her husband on overseas tour, Michelle Obama with President Obama arrived at Buchingham Palace to meet new Duke and Duchess of Cambridge. Before Michele Obama and Kate Middleton meet, they have a quick chat before. As we know, they are fashion lovers and be the icon for a lot of girl all arround the world.

Look at and compare how they look in fashion. Kate looks bronzed and beautiful in a classic beige figure hugging shift dress, bare legs and black stiletto's - good to see the knee-high boots have been shelved.

Meanwhile, Michele Obama In a fifties shape dress that wouldn't look out of place on the set of Mad Men, Michelle teamed it with a bold pink cropped jacket and pewter kitten heels.Clearly a woman who knows what works for her, the dress clung in all the right places, showing off her tiny waist and great legs whist the candy colours not only flattered her but are also everywhere on the catwalks this summer.

So who do you think is the winner for this battle fashion style, Kate Middleton or Michele Obama?

ESPN Book Is Going To Blow The Lid Off This Motherfucker

BRISTOL, Conn. -- A book, which gives an inside view of the Bristol-based ESPN, has folks in town seeing red. The book," Those Guys Have All The Fun," describes the sports station as a "sex-crazed frat house in the middle of nowhere."It's the nowhere part that city officials and residents have taken issues with.The book paints a pretty sordid picture of the early days of the ESPN with X-rated excerpts and steamy gossip, which one former ESPN executive attributes to the fact that the company is located in Bristol.Steve Bornstein told the author of the book that part of the problem is that Bristol is "one hundred miles from civilization.""After hearing the excerpts I was quite dismayed," said Bristol Mayor Art Ward.Ward said ESPN has been a great corporate partner and an asset to the city. He points out that the disparaging remarks came from a former, not current employee. "The personnel is no longer with ESPN, nor do we care why they're no longer with them. We're actually really grateful that ESPN has opted to have Bristol as their home," Ward said.Mike Soltys, an ESPN spokesperson, also said the Bristol-bashing was done by former employees."The current employees, and we have thousands of them, like living in central Connecticut and look at our location as a positive," Soltys said.

I can 110% motherfucking honestly say that this will be one of the first books in a long time that I read cover to cover. This type of shit revs my engine. Everyone thinks I have this hate for ESPN but I really don't, the whole operation over there in Bristol just fascinates me. You don't mix former athletes, young female talent, veteran newscasters, the worldwide leader in sports and not have a giant clusterfuck of extramarital affairs, dick yanking, ass grabbing and nipple tweeking. It's kind of like a carriage drive bash. All walks of life come out and everybody wants to close on top.

Randy Savage Macho Man Dead

Macho Man Dead. Do you know who is macho man? If you like a wrestling sport, you must be know who is he. Macho Man is nick name of Randy Savage, one of the best profesional wresting. He dead becouse of car accident on yesterday in Seminole, Florida.

Macho man suffered a heart attack before he lose control and crash into a tree. He was taken to near hospital at Largo Medical Centre in Tampa, Florida, but unfortunetly died from his injuries sustained. While accident , his wife was also in the car but emerged with minor injuries and has been released to hospital.

Savage brother, Lanny Poffo on his press release, said that Savage lost control and hit a car.This fateful occured on Friday mei,20,2011 at 09.25 PM

Quick respone from WWE, that pay tribute for Macho Man with donate commision for Savage. "Our sincerest condolences go out to his family and friends. We wish a speedy recovery to his wife Lynn. Poffo will be greatly missed by WWE and his fans." WWE statement.

Justin Bieber Shirtless Pictures With Selena Gomez

Justin Bieber Fever. Who dosn't know Justin Bieber. Girls all over the world like Justin Bieber not becouse his cute face only, but for his talents. Justin Bieber now make a relatinship with Selena Gomez, and its not a sec
ret any more. They always show up together on public area.

Here are new photo of Justin bieber on vacation with Selena Gomez to Maui, Hawaii on Monday (May 23). Justin Bieber shirtlees and look at his body. WOw he so sexy. Selena Gomez just wear a bikini.The trip to Hawaii comes after both Justin and Selena partook in Sunday night's Billboard Music Awards in Las Vegas. Justin win Top Artist category.

Freddy Adu Is Alive and Living In Turkey!

Freddy Adu had faded from the American soccer scene, a one-time prodigy who was failing to fulfill his vast promise while bouncing between clubs across Europe. But over the past four months, while playing for a second-division team in a Turkish provincial capital nestled along a bay on the Black Sea, Adu re-emerged. On Monday, the former D.C. United midfielder-forward was rewarded for his progress — and remembered for his potential — by being named to the U.S. national team. The Americans will play World Cup champion Spain in a June 4 friendly in Foxborough, Mass., before entering the CONCACAF Gold Cup, the 12-nation championship for North and Central America and the Caribbean. “It seems like it’s a good opportunity to get him back in with us, where we have a good month together, challenge him and hope that he has continued to grow and mature, and can play a bigger role with the national team,” U.S. Coach Bob Bradley said of Adu, an immigrant from Ghana who grew up in Montgomery County, and amid global fanfare, signed with MLS at age 14.“It’s an opportunity that has been earned."

I'm all sorts of excited about the Gold Cup and it's OK that I might be the only one. Throw in the fact that Freddy Adu has come back the dead and I'm fully erect. But it begs to ask the question: Has any dude fallen further from grace than Freddy? It's like one day you're a super sweet girl who everybody loves and the next you're getting handcuffed and thrown into the back of a cop with your new loner boyfriend who can probably only feed you in foot stamps and pain killers. The only difference here is that Freddy was able to come back from his mistakes and the bitch in this scenario will never get that chance. Such a shame. Not.

Are We Still Concerned About Offending Gays?

MIAMI -- Chicago Bulls center Joakim Noah was fined $50,000 on Monday for directing an anti-gay slur at a fan during Game 3 of the Eastern Conference finals, and vowed to learn from the incident. The NBA released its decision hours after speaking with Noah, saying the fine was "for using a derogatory and offensive term from the bench." The fine is only half of what Los Angeles Lakers' star Kobe Bryant was assessed for shouting the same slur toward a referee last month, and the league said the discrepancy was because the sanction against Bryant was based on both what he said -- and who he said it to. "Kobe's fine included discipline for verbal abuse of a game official," NBA spokesman Mark Broussard said. Noah and NBA officials met Monday morning. Noah said he emerged from that talk prepared to "pay the price" for what happened when he returned to the bench with two fouls midway through the first quarter of Sunday night's game against the Miami Heat.

Maybe I'm from the old school but isn't treating everybody equally the real solution to axing discrimination? If you're acting like a faggot then you're acting like a faggot. You reacting negatively only justifies the person who said it in the first place so why do it? Why make a big deal about what a player says on the court? I mean I'm 5'8'' 140. If you wanna call me a little bitch then call me a little bitch because that's what I am. You won't see me trying to fine a motherfucker or evoke the spirits of Harvey Milk because somebody smacked me with some hurtful truth. I dish it out with the best of them but I also take it because that's what dudes do. I'm fully aware of how gay that sounded. See how we came full circle? We're learning!

Remember When I Made Fun Of Hipsters? Well I Think I'm Being One Right Now

Currently typing this in an obscure cafe in the John Hancock tower. What am I sipping? Something orange called a "90 Calories Mix, all-natural, lean performance protein shake." Not a great start. Then I look at my iPod and see the last song played was from Smith-Westerns. Yikes. I'm also eating a yogurt cup and the jeans I'm wearing aren't exactly skinny but they're also not 2004 loose/hanging off my ass. Did I mention I didn't put shampoo in my hair so I'm a straight up hot mess. I don't like it. See ya on friday, Burlington. I'm coming for your ass.



P.S. a chick just walked by the window and she had the dopest pooper ever. 27 year old career gals are my fucking kryptonite.

Hipsters Build Own Church. I Just Barfed. But I'm Also Hungover So That Could Be It

For a budding church in Flushing, your Sunday best will be a flannel shirt and skinny jeans. The Rev. Gage Jung, 37, is building an artsy flock for a brand-new, nondenominational congregation called the Hipster Church. His eclectic group of followers embody the counterculture mission statement - "This ain't your mama's church." "We're not trying to make a church like the one your parents went to. We're trying to make a church for our generation," said Jung, a self-proclaimed hipster. Jung was ordained a minister 10 years ago. The former lead pastor at the United Generations Church in Brooklyn said Flushing is fertile ground for gathering a new flock. "We wanted to go to a place where there was the most amount of need," Jung said, pointing to a large number of homeless and nonbelievers in the area. Jung had his first monthly meeting at the Sheraton LaGuardia East Hotel in Flushing earlier this month. He has recruited 32 followers so far, he said, and his goal is to get 100 by September, when the church is scheduled to open. The group's 1-1/2-hour service features an indie rock band that plays its own religious songs. Instead of using Bibles in book form, congregants use a Bible app on iPhones, Jung said. The service even includes an informal mingling where participants listen to indie rockers like MGMT and Arcade Fire, and chat over donuts and candy.

Now I know what the rest of the world felt like when the Romans adopted Christianty and made the worship of other Gods illegal. Make no mistake, it's all fun and games until somebody builds you a church and the only thing worse than a hipster is one who has an entire butt fucking congregation to back up his or her claims. I mean I love a flannel shirt as much as the next guy but it's the whole hipster shtick that pisses me off. Is it that hard for you to give a fuck about anything? I know you come from a wealthy family. You pay $30,000 to go to some private school yet you dress like a homeless hereoine junkie named James. I don't get it.

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This Might Be The Saddest Video I've Ever Posted

There was a time when Roy Jones Jr. was the baddest dude on the planet. I'm talking like pound for pound best fighter in the world. He was pretty much the heavyweight Pacquiao. Everybody wanted his dick and nobody couldn't stop him. This is example of what happens when you try to stay on the mound after you've lost your fastball. Makes me think about my place in the universe and when it's time to hang up these blogging gloves.

P.S. He also provided the pregame song for MSC my sophomore year of high school.

The World Can End Now. 100,000 Page Views Out The Ass

Now let's take a look at important happenings throughout history on May 21st.

1851- Slavery is abolished in Colombia.

1904- FIFA is founded in Paris.

1936-  Sada Abe is arrested after wandering the streets of Tokyo for days with her dead lover's severed genitals in her hand. Her story soon becomes one of Japan's most notorious scandals.

1998- Miami, Fl, five abortion clinics are hit by an acid attacker.

2001- French Taubira law officially recognizes the Atlantic slave trade and slavery as crimes against humanity. (Thanks for that court ruling, France. Don't know what we'd do with you)

2005 - The tallest roller coaster in the world, Kingda Ka, opens at Six Flags.

2011- The sun shines for the first time in days. Ogling Ed Hochuli hits 100,000 views. Return Of The Mack is on repeat for the next 24 hours and procreation is at an all time high.

P.S. When the fuck did Chris Broussard become a basketball analyst on ESPN? Dude is a complete jackass. Wasn't he like a Ric Bucher reporter type before? Now he thinks he's the black Tim Legler or something. I know Jalen Rose kind of sucks but leave it to the real athletes to talk about real athletes. Broussard was just asked about how Westbrook's benching will effect the Thunder and he answered it by saying it'll be OK because him and Eric Maynor are best friends. Oh, OK. Thanks, bro.

R.I.P. Macho Man Randy Savage

Randy "Macho Man'' Savage, the professional wrestler known for his raspy voice, the sunglasses and bandanas he wore in the ring and the young woman named Miss Elizabeth who often accompanied him, died in a car crash Friday in Florida. He was 58. A Florida Highway Patrol crash report said the former wrestler - whose legal name was Randy Mario Poffo - was driving a Jeep Wrangler when he lost control in Pinellas County around 9:25 a.m. The Jeep veered over the raised concrete median divider, crossed over the eastbound lanes and crashed head-on into a tree. Police said he may have suffered a "medical event'' before the accident, but the report did not elaborate, and it said officials would need to perform an autopsy to know for sure.

Yowzers. Worst way to die besides being trapped in an oil painting for the rest of your life? I think so. He was a fighter to the bitter end I suppose. R.I.P. Macho Man.


P.S. That's the speech I'll be making on WFSB when this blog hits 100,000 page views and we're about 2 hours from that mark. Hold on to your dicks, fellas. 

Is Parks and Rec The Best Show On TV?

It's clear The Office is done holding down the #1 spot anymore. They're like an aging veteran going into the twilight of his career. Sure he'll still put up solid numbers and can occasionally throw a retro performance of 31, 10,  and 8 at you  but for the most part he'll be a 15 and 8 kind of guy and you're OK with that because that's what old people do, they die. My only question is what show takes the #1 spot now? Modern Family is about end season 2 and Park and Recs just finished season 3 last night. They're pretty much entering the Derrick Rose part of their career. Worked out all the rookie year kinks and now they blow your dick off every time they light up the TV. I might have to go with Parks and Rec just because I have a weird crush on Amy Poehler and Ron Swanson might be the greatest fictional character ever written. Oh and Robert fucking Lowe is on the show. We love Rob Lowe. Everybody loves Rob Lowe.

Harold Camping: Man Behind Issue Judgement Day May 21,2011

Judgement Day May 21,2011. Who spread this rumors?Do you belive that May 21, 2011 will be the end of the world? Truely i dont belive that but lets investigate about that issue. Issue of judgement day is come from Harold Egbert Camping. Taken from wikipedia,Harold Egbert Camping (born July 19, 1921) is a Christian radio broadcaster and president of Family Radio, a California-based religious broadcasting network that spans more than 150 outlets in the United States as well as a website.

Camping's trademarks include his deep, sonorous voice coupled with a slow cadence. He has also used Bible-based numerology to predict dates for the end of the world. His current end times prediction is that the Rapture will be on May 21, 2011 and that God will completely destroy the Earth and the universe five months later on October 21.[ He had previously predicted that the Rapture would occur in September 1994.

Camping gained notoriety due to his prediction that the Christian Rapture will take place on May 21, 2011 and that the end of the world will take place five months later on October 21, 2011. Followers of Camping claim that around 200 million people (approximately 3% of the world's population) will be raptured. As for the remainder of the human population, Camping himself believes in annihilationism, which is the view that those who are not saved will simply cease to be conscious rather than spend eternity in Hell. Those who were "unsaved" and died prior to May 21 will not be affected by or experience the Rapture or the end of the world.

So now you can decide to belive or not about issue of Judgement day may 21. 2011. Please don't to panic. Think positif and prayer that will not happen.

...And Then 24 Hours Went By Without a Blog Post

Fuck the rain. I need sunshine. I need warmth. It's fucking May 19th. I need bitches in sundresses. And I need it to be warm enough for a sundress but brisk enough of a breeze to see nipple. Game 3 tonight but I don't get the Versus channel. Go fuck yourself. All of you.

I Just Burned The Shit Out Of My Mouth

I have nothing else to say except I think I'd rather get stabbed in the dick or be a black guy in 1805 South Carolina than accidentally burn my mouth on pizza.

Sniff Sniff

State Police intercepted a $6 million dollar cocaine delivery Wednesday. It's one of the largest drug busts in state history, police said. Narcotics detectives developed leads Monday that a delivery of drugs was arriving to Windsor Locks via a delivery service, and applied for a search and seizure warrant. Officers set up surveillance of the package as it sat waiting to be picked up. When the suspect arrived at the facility to claim the delivery Wednesday at noon, police swarmed in, arresting Edwin Olivo, 37, of Bronx, New York. Inside the package, police found 102 kilos, or about 225 pounds of cocaine. They estimate the value at $6 million dollars.

It's a shame for that deal not to go through. I heard the dealer say this was his last gig and he had plans to go back to Haiti again.  Yes that was a direct reference to James. Fuck that kid. He doesn't deserve to breath my air.

Ew.

BEAVERTON, Ore.–Today, Jordan Brand, a division of NIKE, Inc. (NYSE:NKE), announced the signing of Maya Moore, two-time NCAA Women’s Basketball National Champion and college basketball’s all-time leader in games won as a player. One of the most decorated athletes in the history of collegiate sports, Moore becomes the first female basketball player to join the Jordan Brand. “Not only has Maya proven to be a prolific winner on the court, but her hunger and determination to make an impact off the court makes her a valuable addition to the Jordan family. We look forward to working with Maya as she carries her success to the next level.”

Nothing against Maya Moore because she's great and all for a chick but this might be the dumbest business move I've ever seen.  Back in the day it used to be about market value and out selling your opponents. It wasn't about being politically correct and throwing away dollar bills to make progressive statements. I'm not even trying to be a dick like usual but what kind of financial gain can you get from this? High school girls aren't gonna start buying Jordans because Maya Moore rocks them in the non-existent WNBA. Girls buy the sneakers that match their uniform and there's nothing wrong with that but clearly they don't know what's best for them which is why I argue their voting rights should be repealed.

Blogger Keeps Burying Themselves In My Shit House

Blog of the day is the Cornell Basketball Blog? Who's the brainiac behind that decision? Andy Bernard? Tell me I'm short and make fun of my small chest but don't be dishonest and tell the people this Cornell basketball blog gives you things that Ogling Ed Hochuli doesn't. It's like being told we're just friends when you know we've always been more than that. Don't lie to yourself because it makes you feel better cause deep down you know you're a piece of shit. It's cool though because I know what I am. I'm a motherfucking bulletproof tiger. Don't be shocked when some dumb slut at the blogger office comes across Ogling Ed Hochuli, tweets it to the masses, Oprah sees it, makes me her first guest on her new show and before you know it I have my own special on HBO every thursday night like that Bill Maher faggot. I'll be the guy in a tux while eating a Subway sandwich off a stripper's tit, saying "I told ya so, bitch." I'm coming for your ass.

Iced Lattes From McDonalds Are The Shit

Little known fact about me but I've been going on a one man campaign to destroy Dunkin Donuts. Fuck them. Fuck they're dumb ass employees with no goals and no future. Little back story for your ass. I used to hit up Dunkin' before my 9:25 class. Rza needs a little kick in the ass to jump star his ultra sleak mojo. And one thing I hate is being given the wrong order through a drive-thru. I fucking hate going into places. Sometimes I won't even buy beer because I don't feel like getting out of my car so when a fat bitch quickly tosses me a hot latte instead of the iced latte I ordered, I get a little upset because I don't have time to correct them. I mean I have places to go. Another one of my pet peeves is showing up to class late. I won't do it. I'll sit my ass in the car and play with my average sized dick for 50 minutes than be 5 minutes late and distract people. But back to Dunkin Blownuts. I don't think they've gotten my order correct in the last 5 tries I went there. And each time after the first mistake, I emphasized the word "Iced." I even said it twice. So what do I get in return? A hot fucking latte. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me 5 times, I'm putting my car in park and ripping your tubby fucking body through the window and kicking your dick into your throat. Dunkin Donuts is dead to me. They no longer exist.


In conclusion, I've started going to McDonald's for my iced lattes and they're phenomenal. They have yet to fuck up my order which is surprising because the majority of them are hispanic. I know I'm supposed to capitalize the "h" in "hispanic" but that would mean they're something of importance. Whoa. Did I say that? Yeah I did. Fuck you you sensitive peasant.

It's All Fun And Games Until Somebody Sharts

CANAL WINCHESTER, Ohio -- Two Ohio boys were kicked off the school bus for a day after passing gas and causing a ruckus.James Nichols, the father of the 13-year-old boy involved, said the incident Thursday led to giggling and heckling and prompted riders to lower windows, The Associated Press reported. He told The Columbus Dispatch the boys apparently were considered repeat offenders because a driver had warned them after a similar indiscretion weeks ago. This time, officials at Canal Winchester Middle School decided it was an obscene gesture that violated the student code of conduct, the AP reported.Nichols said it's "laughable" the boys would be punished for something natural and unintentional.

It's about time something like this happened. It's a total myth that letting one rip is unintentional. 13 year old boys do that shit on purpose. There was a time when farting was hilarious and sometimes it still is but like all things, it's all about timing and placement. In the library with 30 other people where you can't be immediately pointed out? You got the clearance from me to let it rip, there's a lot of space and air for that shit to dance around. In line at the Gap? Risky but I'll let it slide. In class with the door closed, at a party in a basement or on a school bus is an absolute no-no. It sets an awful example. You get one kid passing gas, somebody laughs and soon you got the dorky dipshit who has no friends thinking it's the new way to become popular. You know exactly who I'm talking about. He was the guy who would sit a the end of your lunch table, lean in to the conversation and laughed extra hard when you told a good story. Well he's also the same kid who habitually crosses the line of farting.

Donald Trump Must Die.

Washington (CNN) -- After setting tongues wagging over the thought of a run for president, launching eye-popping attacks and accusations against the president and other political enemies, openly cursing at more than one political event and even using an interview to name his best orgasm ever, Donald Trump has done it again, essentially firing himself from seeking the top political job in the nation. On Monday, the real estate mogul announced that he would not run for president."After considerable deliberation and reflection, I have decided not to pursue the office of the presidency," Trump said in a statement. "This decision does not come easily or without regret." But, Trump added, "I maintain the strong conviction that if I were to run, I would be able to win the primary and ultimately, the general election," tossing one last scrap of meat to critics who have called the real estate mogul arrogant.

I'm not even gonna dive into a political debate about how much I hate the right or how fucking backwards Fox News is. This is all about how badly I want Donald Trump dead.  Not roughed up, not shot in the knee cap. I want him Osama Bin Laden popped, locked and thrown into the Arabian Sea. He maintains that if he were to run, he'd win the primary and the general election? Really? So it's cool to throw out bullshit threats and get away with it? We're just gonna ignore this piece of shit? I maintain I could bang Vanessa Hudgeons if we ever met but that doesn't mean it'll ever happen or that it's even realistic. This motherfucker talks more shit than me and yet I can occasionally back it up with a short jab to the grill. Trump has done absolutely nothing in the political ring. Nothing. Donald Trump and Ellitot Debonee have the same political resume. Think about that. Analysts were actually giving Trump a shot and yet they'd laugh if you told them Elliot was stepping up to the podium next. It's dumb and petty shit like this that really fucks my day up. You know what else fucks me day up? When these little bitches run around making fun of chicks for taking "myspace mirror pictures" but then have an entire album of themselves sitting in front of their laptop camera. Isn't that the same fucking thing? Computer even lets you post some blurred or black and white photo so we can't see your red skin or acne scars. I'm just trying to keep it real. Rza wants a real down ass bitch YO!

I Need a Bruins Win Tonight For Like 8 Different Reasons.

This is about as must win as you're gonna get in playoff hockey and I feel like nobody could give a shit about it? Do people still not give a fuck about puck? I understand not paying attention during the regular season but this is playoff time. This is when the big boys skate. This is when it matters. We can't go down 0-2, especially on home ice because there's no coming back from that. It'd be like that time on Real Housewives of OC when Simon publicly ridiculed Tamra at the dinner party. You can talk it up after and apologize all you want but the fact of the matter is you've already shown your true colors. Love is gone at that point and any fight left in you is out the door. Next thing you know you're getting divorced and you find yourself in a relationship with a younger Hispanic dude named Eddie. This post got weird and it got weird quick.

Jon Stewart Bill O Reilly Video

Jon Stewart debate with Billy O Reilly for controversial decision of Obama's Administration to invite rapper Common to the White House for a poetry event. Jon Stewart said shocked and couldn't understanding why conservatives thought it was inappropriate to ask Common who wrote a song 11 years ago that defended a convicted cop killer - to perform.

"I am saying that when a president invites someone, in this case the First Lady, the resume has to be put in front of them and they have to select someone who is almost unimpeachable," O'Reilly declared.

This debate commonly appears in google trend. May be a lot of people feel the same question with Jon Stewart why Common are invited. Watch video of Jon Stewart Bill O Reilly debat at fox news talk about Common in a poetry event.

Jon Stewart Bill O Reilly Video

Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 3 - Melissa Gorga

New Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 3.Real Housewife of New jersey have a new face, Melissa gorga. Who is a Melissa Gorga? She is one of two new star for realhousewives of new Jersey. Melissa is a sassy Italian who is known for her witty, fun, and loving personality. After graduating from New Jersey City University with a B.A. degree in education and psychology, she is now a stay at home mom whose life is all about her family.

Melissa and Joe have been married for almost seven years and met while both were away on spring break in Cancun. They live in an ornate mansion that her husband, a successful real estate developer, built and Melissa decorated.Melisa Gorga will play for Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 3 with title " In the Name of the Father" that will air on May 16, 2011.

The Story talk about Melisa and new star Kathy Wakile who are both related to Teresa. gearing up for a family christening. Meanwhile, Jacqueline's lunch with her daughter leaves a sour taste; Caroline's surprise gathering with her sons turns emotional; and Teresa serves up a cookbook in a bid to bring financial stability to her family.So if you fans of this reality show, don't miss it. Lets see, its more interesting with new of two star Kathy and Melisa or not? Give a review here if you had watch that.

Another Day, Another Gay! The Virus Keeps Spreading! Head For The Hills!

NEW YORK -- They were sitting in their dorm room late at night talking, not necessarily about anything deep or meaningful. Just talking, as people do at the end of the day. They were Villanova freshmen, two guys tossed together by the fate of their college who would grow so close that even now, eight years later, they remain as tight as brothers. And so that night as they talked casually, their friendship already on solid footing, Will Sheridan told Mike Nardi something he had only told a few people. "I just said, 'I need to tell you something ... I'm gay,'" Sheridan said.  "I'm gay." Those two words are the last hurdles to be cleared in sports, the five letters strung together that critics insist would destroy a locker room and more, destroy the athlete who utters them.

Really? You had to say "I'm gay" twice? Like the first time he didn't hear you because he was too busy playing xbox or he thought you were joking? But really I think he said it twice to add to the dramatic effect. Everyone knows how those gays love their theater. Typical homosexuals. Always trying to steal the spotlight when you're up 2 strokes with one to play at Augusta.

I'll Write This Blog Post While Studying With My Political Science Book In My Lap

Slow news day at WFSB HQ, I guess. Teens found in possession of alcohol at party? Barbaric! The youth is all backwards these days. How is that front page news? The only way I can see it getting top billing is if the kids were found with anything but alcohol. You're not getting me to click on a story about a couple teenagers drinking beers in the street. You know what will get my dick all jumpy though? "Teens found in Possession of Yoo-Hoo Kegs and black lady porn at Party. Bill Cosby Applauds Effort." I don't know, I'm just spit balling over here.

Uhh There's More Playoff Games? You Mean Lebron Didn't Win a Ring For Beating Boston?

CHICAGO -- Frustrated by a rough start, Derrick Rose stood up at halftime and apologized to his teammates. As makeups go, they'll take it. Rose scored 28 points, Luol Deng contained LeBron James and the Chicago Bulls struck first in the Eastern Conference finals, pulling away to beat the Miami Heat 103-82 in Game 1 on Sunday night.  The Bulls are off to a good start after sweeping the Heat during the regular season. They went on a 10-0 run midway through the third quarter, then pulled away in the fourth. As the final minutes ticked away, fans chanted "Over-rated!" and "Beat the Heat!"

I really thought the season was over with the way Miami was celebrating that series win. Running up and down the court, thanking Boston for inspiration and shit. Somebody should have told those assholes they have 2 more rounds to go and one of which is against the #1 seed with the league MVP. Am I jumping on the Chicago bandwagon? Uhh fuck yeah. Just like the world jumped on ours when we tagged Osama. Evil will not and cannot prevail.



P.S. If you grew up in the 90's and didn't love Chicago then fuck you. Don't think for a second I haven't already pulled my Pippen jersey and Bulls hat out for this series. God is doin' a new thang!

Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton Married

Miranda Lambert is a married woman, it said from the official of Miranda Lambert. Miranda Lambert, 27 year old, the singer of House That Built me wed her soulmate Blake Shelton on Late Saturday evening at Texas' Don Strange Ranch.

Miranda Lambert wearing her mother wedding dress, walked down the aisle in front of 550 family member and friend. This is the first marriage for lambert and second for Shelton that was married to Kaynette Williams from 2003-2006.

"I'm married to my best friend!" Lambert told Us after the ceremony. "Looking forward to a lifetime of laughter."

Added Shelton, 34: "I wanted to be married to Miranda the day I proposed. Finally, it's official!" Shelton said.

Another Day, Another Dude Has The Gay

Phoenix Suns president and CEO Rick Welts, in an effort to breach what he sees as the tiptoed-around topic of homosexuality in men's team sports, recently met with friends, associates and a newspaper reporter to reveal he is gay. Welts, believed to be the first man in a prominent position in men's sports who has declared his homosexuality, says he wants to now mentor other gay people who seek to pursue a career in sports, according to The New York Times. "This is one of the last industries where the subject is off limits," Welts told the newspaper. "Nobody's comfortable in engaging in a conversation." According to the report, Welts talked separately to NBA commissioner David Stern, Suns guard Steve Nash, Hall of Famer Bill Russell and founding WNBA president Val Ackerman to discuss the message he wished to convey in making his sexual orientation public. The 58-year-old Welts, who began his career as a ball boy for the Seattle SuperSonics, spent several years with Stern in the league office. He was the architect of the All-Star Weekend and helped raise the NBA's profile before leaving for the Suns' front office.

Wait. He spoke with Steve Nash and Bill Russell about coming out to the public? Why? Wouldn't Johnny Weir or Andy Cohen be a better confidant? Last I checked Steve Nash and Bill Russell didn't swing that way. I'm just waiting for the day when this isn't a story anymore. Fucking dudes doesn't seem like it should get top billing on the ESPN bottom line. It's not like he's the first retard to be president and CEO of a basketball team. That would be something to report on. Actually I'm not entirely sure Danny Ainge hasn't already taken that title.

What? I can't make fun of gays and retards in the same post? I had at least 3 opportunities to tie in an HIV line but didn't feel like pulling the trigger on it so don't say I have no morals. 

Single Hayden But Soon To Be Hayden Rza Is Absolutely Shredding It On The Streets

One word. Glowing. Do chicks melt when you tell them they're glowing? I've never tried it. Hey mom, you're glowing. Can I have money for gas?

God Is Doin' a New Thang!

That's Mac Miller, right? I'm not buying it if you tell me otherwise. And I'm not gonna be like everybody else and attack this kid like people attack Rebecca Black because they don't know any better. What about the friends? If my best friend approached me and was like, "hey check out this beat. What do you think about me rapping over it about God and shit? I think I'm gonna rock my Jesus is Lord T-shirt too!" I'd slap his tits off and I'd hope he'd do the same for me if the roles were reversed.


P.S. It takes a desperate man to break out the running man by the 1:39 mark.