Friday, April 30, 2010

Tiger Violated 121 Souls


The National Enquirer, which originally broke the Tiger Woods sex scandal is reporting that Tiger has had sex with at least 121 women during his marriage. According to the Enquirer, Tiger admitted to bedding 120 women during his sex therapy sessions. The 121st woman, Raychel Coudriet, the daughter of his neighbor, is allegedly the reason that, Tiger’s Wife, Elin Nordegren, is filing for divorce from him.

How did I miss this? Amazing. Just simply amazing. It's actually really, really gross but still amazing. Wow. And he doesn't have HIV? Take that, sex ed teachers of America! Somewhere Magic Johnson is shaking his head and repeating, "you bastard."

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