Suspect Hides In Shit. That's The Whole Story.

(no posting of the picture here so I found the closest thing)

ALBION, Ind. -- Officers searching for a man wanted on methamphetamine charges found him hiding neck-deep in a liquid manure pit at a northeastern Indiana farm, police said. Noble County sheriff's deputies thought they'd lost the man until an officer spotted him in the tank beneath an outbuilding floor on the farm near Albion. Chief Deputy Doug Harp said the man, 52, had been neck-deep in the combination of hog and dog feces for at least an hour Tuesday evening. He later became combative and had to be shocked twice with a stun gun. The suspect was treated at a hospital for hypothermia before he being taken to jail.
Well that's a shitty situation to yourself in. I mean it just stinks! But let's be serious. Of all the piles of poop to jump in, I think hog and dog shit might be the worst. Have you seen what they eat? I once saw a chick puke at Powers' party and then the pet pig came over and licked it up. Or maybe that just Donahue's date for the night. What was it that the late great Robert E. Lee said when the Union army told him to stand down? "Hide me in Bubba's poop, give me a golden shower but don't toss me in the dog shit pile." Or something like that. The wording might be a little different but you get the picture.