Hey Theo Epstein, You Know That New Hitter You're Looking For? I Found Him

I don't know what more you want from a 3 year old. I mean he's got to be a 5 tool player. Left handed hitter, pulls the ball, has the power to mash it to opposite fields. Kid even reached across the plate and pulled to the wall. He's tenacious in the box. Screams out "Yay!" when he hits one to the wall. If this doesn't let David Ortiz know his time is up then I don't know what does. Like this kid is the real deal. Runs the bases with grace and a smile like a young Ken Griffey Jr. I want him. I need him.