Nick Jonas is Dating Delta Goodrem

This is who Nick Jonas is tapping. The title of the post might not mean anything to you until I tell you that Nick Jonas is 18 and Delta Goodrem is 26. She's also a dime. I.e. Nick Jonas is killing it right now. Nick Jonas and Delta Goodrem have been spotted all over the place recently. Holding hands at brunch. Kissing at LAX. Date night to see Les Miserables.

I had no idea who Delta Goodrem was so I took a quick trip to Wikipedia:

Wiki - Delta Lea Goodrem is an Australian singer-songwriter, pianist, and actress. Signed to Sony at the age of 15, Goodrem rose to prominence in 2002, starring in the Australian soap opera Neighbours as Nina Tucker. Goodrem has achieved eight number-one singles and three number-one albums in her home country. As of the late 2000s or early 2010s, she holds the Australian record for the highest-selling album of the last decade and the most number-one singles from a debut album.

In 2004, Goodrem began a nine month relationship with Australian tennis player Mark Philippoussis. The couple ended in controversy when newspapers reported Philippoussis had been unfaithful. In 2004, Goodrem began dating former Westlife singer Brian McFadden.

On 30 November 2007, Goodrem and McFadden announced they were engaged. In his book, McFadden wrote that he proposed to her on a trip to Bali. OK Magazine Australia revealed that McFadden had planned the proposal for months and the couple planned to wed in December 2009. On 1 April 2011, it was confirmed that McFadden and Goodrem called off their engagement.

The fact that she's fresh off an engagement and Nick Jonas is hitting it about 2 months later makes him even more awesome. How the hell does Brian McFadden feel right now though? Honestly bro, you're 31 and an 18-year-old with a purity ring just stole your hot 26-year-old fiance. That's like being 31 and having an 18-year-old with a purity ring steal your 26-year-old fiance! #GetShiton. Also, there's no way Nick Jonas isn't banging her either. She was just engaged so she isn't going to start a relationship with an 18-year-old who won't tax it.