Nice Win, USA

What the fuck just happened? I'm more pissed off I just wasted 3 hours of my life watching that shit than I am about the women actually blowing that game out of their ass. No woulda, shoulda, couldas. Those bitches blew it. Pressure mounted up and they lost their fundamentals. Tried to play too safe. Safe soccer is dead soccer. Fact.

But give it to the Japs for never quitting. They kept coming and coming like waves of a tsunami. A really, really, big tsunami. And shaking the soccer world up like an earthquake. One that could kill thousands of people. Maybe even knock out a nuclear power plant. Oh that happened? Whoops.