I may be a far cry from a gentleman but even I'm not letting my lady show up to the Oscars rolling solo in a white dress. Just wouldn't happen if I was her man. On a side note, rumors are swirling about a David Haye/Klitschofuckthatfaggot title fight in July. So it looks like I just found my favorite heavyweight boxer. Pacquiao will always be my boy but if Haye knocks Wladimir the fuck out and snatches his title then it looks like Hayden is just dating 30-something year old boxer from the Ukraine. Wouldn't you rather date a 25% Ukranian/75% Irish blogger from the BickedyBickedyBtown? I know I would. I'd be texting him to fuck my face 20 seconds after that fight.
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