Fuck It. I'm Already Over Perk

The Oklahoma City Thunder signed center Kendrick Perkins to a multiyear contract extension Tuesday, the team announced. "We had a unique opportunity to enter into discussions with Kendrick to solidify his future with our organization," general manager Sam Presti said in a statement. "We are pleased to know that he will be a part of our core group now and in the future. Kendrick's blue-collar, team-first approach aligns with the vision we hold for building a sustainable team in the Oklahoma City community." The 26-year-old Perkins was unable to agree to an extension with the Boston Celtics, who dealt him to the Thunder at the trade deadline for starters Jeff Green and Nenad Krstic. Guard Nate Robinson also came over to Oklahoma City, which sent the Celtics a 2012 first-round draft pick and cash. Terms of Perkins' contract with the Thunder weren't disclosed. The Celtics had reportedly offered him a four-year, $22 million contract. Perkins was reportedly seeking a deal worth $30 million over that same span.

Jeeezeee. We dump Perk and 4 days later he decides to get in bed with Oklahoma City for 4 years? Talk about a rebound. That's all it is. A rebound. I want Perkins in Oklahoma City or the western conference for the next 50 years if I could make it happen. My biggest fear was him signing with Miami or Chicago in the off-season as a way of getting back at us but now we don't have to worry about him ever because OKC isn't going to the Finals for a another 5 years and he'll will be 31 and sick of being 3rd best in the west by then. I think I missed Perk for a solid 24 hours but now I'm over him like a 6th grade fling. In all honesty, the dude is garbage. Yeah, he's one of the best low post defenders in the game but that's about it. He's slow as fuck, he can barely finish around the hoop and he couldn't hit the side of a fat chick's tit from beyond the free throw line area. The bottom line is you need to be able to spread the floor to win a NBA title. Boston wasn't getting that done with that cinder block named Kendrick in the middle of the lane.



P.S. If you think Nate Robinson is a good player then you don't know shit about basketball. He single handedly lost 5 games for the Celtics this year.