Charlie Sheen Now Bitch Slapping People On Twitter

How do you come back from that? I don't think you ever do. That was like an internet punch to the balls for poor Roger Ebert. He probably wasn't even expecting a response from the warlock and then all the wind got knocked out of him and his knees buckled. Hopefully people now know not to fuck with the wild thing. He's got tiger blood and Adonis DNA. I don't know what else needs to be said.