What I Learned During Eagles- Gmen

2:50 PM- Troy Aikman would "ride Brian Westbrook until he couldn't go no more." So would Sellberg. if he had his druthers that is.

2:55 PM- Eli Manning will never be Tom Brady. John Carney wants to win this game like he needs a bullet in the leg. Too soon? 11-10 Little Giants.

3:02 PM- Nice hat Chris Myers. Realll niiiicee. You look like Justin Timberlake circa 2001.

3:04 PM- Perfect pass from donny, prolly learned that at Syracuse. Kevin Curtis drops the ball just like he fucked up my entire fantasy season. DAMN YOU.

gotrings2091 (3:06:00 PM): HE CAUGHT THAT ONE.


3:09 PM- Dylan Sellberg says, "oh baby." I have a boner.

3:11 PM- Jordan Brault Facebook status: I hope Ms. Bennet is out of school for another week. REAL NICE KID.

3:14 PM: Troy Aikman states that these are not normal weather conditions. 38 degrees, cold, windy, middle of January. Is that right? homie must be spending too much time in the tanning booth. Eagles up 13-11.

3:16 PM- Kevin Sleich just answered on facebook, "do you think connor rusinko has ever watched porn?" I DONT KNOW, IS THE POPE CATHOLIC?

3:20 PM- Nice pass from Eli. Tom Brady would have already painted 40 points on the board though. Cassel too.

gotrings2091 (3:24:33 PM): 47 yards of wide right comin right at you

gotrings2091 (3:27:26 PM): HE CAUGHT THAT ONE

3:31 PM- Kevin Curtis, a poor man's Wes Welker.
3:33- Steve Spagnuoloufdgh wont ever be a head coach. He looks like a guy who could fix my deck. Andy Reid is a head coach.

3:37 PM- Donny throws a TD. Did I mentioned he attended Syracuse University.

3:41 PM- We do not negotiate with terrorists. what the fuck?

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gotrings2091 (3:47:06 PM): STUFFED

3:47 PM-THATS WHAT SHE SAID.

3:53 PM- Celts won. Love does have a face and it belongs to Ray Allen. Oh shit that's not football.

3:56 PM- I just made a glance to the pants on Brandon Jacobs

3:58 PM- This game is over. I'm calling it now. Off to book club. Eagles lose I'll post my infamous sex tape with Michelle Sellberg.