The Dude From Men In Black Lives In CT?

LITCHFIELD, Conn. -- Actor Elmore "Rip" Torn will appear before a Connecticut judge again, this time to face allegations he broke into a bank with a loaded revolver while intoxicated. The 78-year-old Salisbury resident is scheduled to be arraigned on burglary and firearm charges Monday in Bantam Superior Court. State police say Torn was arrested Friday night after authorities found him inside the Litchfield Bancorp in Salisbury with a loaded revolver. The "Men in Black" actor was held in lieu of $100,000 bond. Last year, Torn was given probation in a Connecticut drunken driving case and granted permission to enter an alcohol education program. He also has two previous drunken driving arrests in New York.

Well I just found my new facebook profile picture. If there was a time I'd want to be called in for jury duty it would be for this. I mean c'mon! This is Zed from Men in Black. Do you realize how many lines you can yell at him during the court proceedings? You could be like, "Hey rip, this is the last suit you'll ever wear!" You can't really blame the guy for thinking it was cool to get drunk and try to rob a bank. He doesn't know any other way as a man in black. He's no longer apart of the system. He's above it, over it, and beyond it. It's just a shame he wasn't packing his neuralyzer with him because then we wouldn't even be talking about this right now. Yes, I was a big fan of Men in Black as a child. Here come the MIB's...



If I could go back in time and do senior halloween all over again we'd be men in black and bust out that dance for 7 straight hours