Cristiano Ronaldo or Lauren Bisson?

Well fifa player of the year and portugese forward for Manchester United Cristiano Ronaldo pulled a Lauren Bisson and totalled his car this week, except he was driving a 200,000$ ferrari. he is now said to be uninsurable which will cost him thousands in the longrun. Wow Cristiano you think youd drive more carefully seeing as your worth millions. If you wanted to join NASCAR you should wait untill you retire from futbol...seriously. He says he plans to suit up this weekend but honestly use your fucking head and drive the speed limit, im sure your coach wont penalize you for being 4 minutes late to your massage therapy session or wherever you were headed.