THIS JUST IN (yah i know i dont want to write it either)

Tomlinson's groin muscle is torn, not strained....whoop de fricken doo. What the fuck difference does it make to anybody other than his wife. Okay, so knock him from 50% playing sunday to 49%...stop the presses. Honestly San Diego....why report such a pitty realization. All this means is that Mrs. Tomlinson (she wears powder blue pajamas) will have a harder time getting him up after his loss on sunday. Try playing with a broken foot then go talk to Tyler Lorenzen..suck it up

Bret Favre to wait on his decision for '09...shocker...he'll probably pull another retirement skid then realize he cant spend an extra 6 hours with his wife a week and come back, play for the lions...and lead them to a 1-15 season...brett honestly....talk to me when your wearin Levi's

Andy Pettite isnt happy with the yankees...are you?? After all...they did just replace him to the tune of 800 trillion dollars...tell this yankee vet to go sign with boston and win them a championship. Cashman...wise up...this guys a rock and you need him whether hes throwin strikes or dusting your wifes ficus tree

Redsox sign smoltz and baldelli....honestly...u think Theo would have a bit more sense than this. Baldelli will be arrested within 5 months for mafia suspicions, and the long faced (literally) smoltz will be ridin the bench for the Pawsox before he knows it. this is a great move for the sox if all they are aiming at is boosting AAA attendance. hey theo....how did Gagne work out?

and we will be crowning the NCAA national champion tonight...Florida? Texas? Oklahoma? Utah??

fuck the BCS

- Big D Sellz